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emple.bsky.social
Love work, loathe mastery over others, and avoid intimacy with the government #bravosky #iaminsane
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You bitches wishhhh vaccines caused autism you wishhhhhh u could replicate my software engineer moral absolutist detail oriented swag.....

He passed

Had to rip out so much of this tank top bc somehow i ended up with the wrong stitch count and im taking this extremely personally #knitsky

I'm too lazy to make this into a meme. But heres my midseason momtok alignment chart

One time on the subway my dog was crawling all over the guy next to me and we started chatting and he said he wrote musicals and i said "what have you worked on?" And he said "well the one most people know is Rent"

Looking forward to this being RFK health policy

RANK MAMDANI 1, CUOMO NONE

Drita hive RISE UP ITS OUR TIME

Who else is hypedddd for the #houseofvillains season 3 cast announcement?? Just keep bringing new york back we're all fine with it deadline.com/gallery/hous...

I'm investing in Janet early I know she will return high yields throughout her time on television including her divorce from Jason within Two (2) years #stanethive #thevalley

CW: nerd shit Fuck JSON API for real though

Bf watching #rhobh s1 for the first time is like a toddler learning their colors.. "lisa is the only smart one" "wow whys kyle trying to make her sister look bad on camera" "god taylor seems close to the edge" that's right honey. mommy knows :)

Yknow with all the "death of bluesky" posting. Notice that nobody is suggesting going to reddit

Donated blood yesterday and took off my bandage then noticed i was bleeding through my shirt horrifically and i just went "whaaaaaaa?"

One time we walked past pedro pascal in nyc and my friend involuntarily did jazz hands at him and then went "sorry idk why i did that" and he was nice about it :-)

My darling ADHD boyfriend took off my keyboard keycaps to clean my keyboard and then went to go get compressed air and decided to go to REI and that reminded him he had to get a bike thing fixed and so hes been out for hours and my keyboard has no keycaps

Hate peanut butter in baked goods love a pb and j :(

I have Triumphed

His ass is not doing test driven development

In this house we do ride for carl radke bc i know my boring ass would come off the same way on camera. He just sits in the corner reacting to situations with an awkward platitude like "suns out guns out" without really engaging. Hes like a halloween decoration going off when someone gets nearby

My boyfriend is bullying carl radke and he won't stop:(

I'm thinking of getting my cheeks sucked out and my lips blown up and my eyelids yoinked up and big huge veneers :)

If you're gonna play your music out loud without headphones you can do that but then i get to look at your phone screen

I'm being 38% more of a bitch td than usual and i think its because im wearing a bodysuit

"Ok we're gonna do unemployed people on that side, threats to society on that side"

Yo this reminds me when Justin and I got in a huge fight I told just he would never be getting ratioed on popbase, Yikes I know, so mean For some reason because I think he's a washed up douchebag I thought i gotta get even...

Neurodivergent! At The Open Office Floorplan

Bro my dog's mom's owner found us through this dog genetic testing thing and she reached out to us to meet up and has since ghosted. Then i texted her again and she was like "omg i meant to respond!!" And now--ghosted again

I'm ordering custom stickers for a present for someone and i just remembered there was Discourse about one of the sticker making companies on here (sticker mule) and now i know not to buy from the evil sticker company. Which is fine but it would be nice to not have to worry about that sort of thing

Aging rules and every year gets better in many ways but my college besties and i only see each other once or twice a month and :((((

Oh boy i have yet to watch s2 but lmk if we need to dig a moat around the utah perimeter and prevent anyone from ever going out or in

Culturally now is the perfect time to bring back original, not-woke antm. In several years when woke is back it will be to late

If you're in brooklyn you simply must go to dunya kebab house. I think there's two locations. Literally the greatest thing ever ever ever

This was so much fun.

I love grabbing a real housewife username on obscure socials lol. I'm countessluann on a knitting website, tinsleymortimer on peloton, bethennyfrankel on bereal

It's going down tn

Intern season:)

One of the takeaways from sinners is that we need more movies with bollywood-style random original choreographed numbers that don't really advance the plot (this is different from a musical and I'll die on that hill)