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BREAKING: Trump State Department To Buy $400m of Tesla Cybertrucks In DEI Procurement Process The Tesla order appears in the State Department Procurement Forecast which was created explicitly to give disadvantaged companies a fair chance to bid. In other words, it's an explicit DEI program. 👇 1/5

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.” EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣

submitted 32 days ago • 1244 comments

even spambots have given up

submitted 32 days ago • 158 comments

It will never not be depressing how many millions listen to this kind of thing and think, “He’s so smart.”

submitted 31 days ago • 31 comments

I still really love Gritty, I love that when he was unveiled, Philadelphia was like, "What the fuck", the world replied, "Yeah, what the fuck" and then Philadelphia said, "Hey, don't you talk that way about our Gritty"

submitted 32 days ago • 99 comments

The fact that the American government can't fight back against a man who was almost destroyed by Azealia Banks is crazy.

submitted 36 days ago • 13 comments

You had me at “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

What if we kissed under a 25% tariff?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t want to play ‘the floor is lava,’ I’m still reeling from the first time I played, in Pompei

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

🚨 Beyoncé announces the ‘COWBOY CARTER’ Tour.

submitted 37 days ago • 42 comments

YALL I JUST WOKE TF UP OMFGGGGFGG COWBOY CARTER TOUR BUT WAIT WHERE ARE THE DATES

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submitted 37 days ago • 182 comments

Trump just launched a trade war against Canada over fentanyl. The US seized - wait for it - 43 pounds at the US-Canada border last year. 43 pounds.

submitted 37 days ago • 911 comments

Hamlet dragged his feet a little but you should always get a second opinion if a ghost tells you to kill someone.

submitted 37 days ago • 10 comments

Een partij met 37 van de 150 zetels (24,6% van de stemmen) moet ‘automatisch regeringsmacht’ krijgen en met één pennenstreek wetten kunnen veranderen. 75,4% stemde niet op die partij, maar da’s een detail. Parlementaire democratie als ‘pain in the ass’; hij is er in elk geval eerlijk over.

submitted 38 days ago • 40 comments

Just now checking my phone!!!! Omg Beyoncé

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

Wall Street Journal.

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

To me, this is cinema.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve got to agree with the Wall Street Journal editorial board this time.

submitted 38 days ago • 416 comments

gm

submitted 41 days ago • 22 comments

Does Beyoncé know she still has an announcement to make?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

We’re living through Deconstruction. I don’t know what else to call it — it’s an assault on the New Deal, Great Society, Reconstruction, and every other rights movement I can think of.

submitted 42 days ago • 77 comments

Everyone's always like, "Justice for RENAISSANCE!1!11!!" but did we all forget "VIRGO'S GROOVE" fucking lost the Grammy Award for Best R&B Performance?!

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Yup.

submitted 65 days ago • 58 comments

Kendrick Lamar’s surname is DUCKWORTH?

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

wait what

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Crisis tattoo

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

if i pay for something that says bottomless, i better not ever see the bottom of it COME FILL THIS GLASS.

submitted 72 days ago • 5 comments

Pretty fucked up that Jimmy Carter lived to see Wicked Part 1 but not Part 2

submitted 71 days ago • 209 comments

President Jimmy Carter has passed away at the age of 100. He was a symbol of what is best about America: kindness, compassion, duty and service. He will be missed, most of all by those who long for a return of that kind of country, led by a man with such strength of character.

submitted 72 days ago • 1107 comments

Twee Duitsers en een Spanjaard?

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 73 days ago • 13 comments

Donald Trump will be 78 when he's inaugurated as president next month, making him the first president whose age exceeds his IQ.

submitted 73 days ago • 216 comments

Sometimes in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

submitted 74 days ago • 474 comments

Idk what dude did but this got me crying brotha 😭😭😭😭

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

This moment made me actually tear up

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Love how immediately after I quit Twitter I miss an Elon Musk crash out, of course

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I love that #WallaceAndGromit completely repeated all the classic sight gags with Feathers McGraw, my favourite the “I know I’m being watched” moment

submitted 75 days ago • 3 comments

This is the right's advantage. They look at the stapler and say, "This stapler could be used to put things together. They can't have that." And eventually, only rich people can get staples---made out of poor people.

submitted 75 days ago • 9 comments

🎵 Ik heb hier een brief van m’n moeder 🎶

submitted 77 days ago • 53 comments

This is how I charge up for being in public.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Because it's 11 a.m.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

If I celebrate Kwanzaa can I have the next 7 days off? Umoja = www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8cH...

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Tis the season…

submitted 77 days ago • 3 comments