Hate to be a Debbie downer, but not funny at all. A woman in Hibbing Minnesota was indicted today for T-boning a school bus and injuring 22 students because she was on SnapChat.
That's a slippery slope you're on there. I'm not suggesting that you're wrong for doing that. Explaining the reason for the traffic stop could be funny.
"the other day I was rudely interrupted in the middle of my afternoon nap...
By some guy...
Honking his horn behind me ...
Just because the light turned green"
- Judy Tenuda
Way back when, gnawing on a spicy Popeye’s drumstick on my way home from work, vision blurring so bad I couldn’t see the road. Did I pull over? No! Did I stop gnawing? No! Did I make it home alive? More or less! 😂
Your comment makes me want KFC cause that is the only grease I don’t mind on my steering wheel and crumbs in my seat, mine or otherwise. Extra crispy. With a Dr Pepper.
The wise person buys a crusty baguette and stuffs the breasts in them before leaving the car park, the only problem then is cleaning the crumbs out of the car.
Folks don’t want to know how rotisserie chickens are injected-marinated. The marination that seeps out is collected, mixed with fresh marination and re-injected into the next chicken. This goes on for a whole industrial shift. You’re welcome.
I can't even do this. I have a deal with my significant other, with whom I split all rotisserie chickens, that he gets the white meat & I get the dark.
My significant other is a cat.
Red Lights 🙄 As if Spam Calls & Texts and Death Wish Pedestrians during dinner aren't already aggravating enough.
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OK. Eating a rotisserie chicken while driving is hard.
Kudos for your accomplishment.
Now, try eating a Chicago Italian Beef sammich with gravy (wet/dipped) while driving on the Kennedy Expressway in rush hour.
Agreed.
Chicago style cutting of thin-crust/tavern style pizza into squares. It took me some time to get used to it (NorthEast transplant), but those corner pieces? Wow. They go down sooooooooooo easy.
Those pizza slices we take for ourselves vs. sharing with our beloved family are called...
"Daddy's Commission"
It's something for the effort...right?
Just like how my Dad used to scan all the Halloween treats from my sister and I before we could eat them.
I did the same for my girls...
Tradition!!!
Ya GOTTA put that in the trunk or something. And no, NOT THE BACK SEAT because you'll be reaching for it the whole way home. So I've heard... not me, of course.😜
If no one was hurt
and the police didn't see you
eating the chicken while running the light.
Under the "no harm no fowl" rule, you shouldn't get a ticket.
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By some guy...
Honking his horn behind me ...
Just because the light turned green"
- Judy Tenuda
make you spill your beer
It was in my mouth.
How’s that?
Always works for me.
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Kudos for your accomplishment.
Now, try eating a Chicago Italian Beef sammich with gravy (wet/dipped) while driving on the Kennedy Expressway in rush hour.
Of course, your car smells like a butcher shop the next morning....
Chicago style cutting of thin-crust/tavern style pizza into squares. It took me some time to get used to it (NorthEast transplant), but those corner pieces? Wow. They go down sooooooooooo easy.
Not available in my neighborhood but HELL YEAH!
"Daddy's Commission"
It's something for the effort...right?
Just like how my Dad used to scan all the Halloween treats from my sister and I before we could eat them.
I did the same for my girls...
Tradition!!!
and the police didn't see you
eating the chicken while running the light.
Under the "no harm no fowl" rule, you shouldn't get a ticket.