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Feisty, funny, intellectually omnivorous with the gleeful soul of a seven year old.
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But I’ll like it first ‘cause I got manners and stuff…
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Never imagined I’d take up proctologist as a career, but here we are…..
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Here's Rachel's summary of the story.
The way she laid this all out made me gasp so loudly (at about 2am) that it woke my kid who was sleeping across the hall..
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This is urgent: If you receive a Voter Registration Confirmation Card and do not sign, date, and return it within 90 days, the state will mark you inactive. More information here: www.aclusc.org/en/news/sout...
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Jeez, bossy bossy bossy…🥛
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Tell me again, it’s not a cult……
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Under his thumb
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Slimmer than I care to admit.
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There’s always a full moon for Easter.
Oh, don’t bother, I know I’m pedantic. I’m still salty that my plans for my 40th were washed out due to a confluence of astronomy, medieval calendar rules and the location of astronomical observation.
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Slow roasted, bone in ribeye with garlic and rosemary and crushed black peppercorn rub….
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An ice cream sandwich or murdering someone during….?
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My heart!💗
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It’s not an oversight. They really believe greed is good
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Let me get out my appropriately sized violin 🎻
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Don’t look at me. I very enthusiastically voted for the nice lady with an advanced degree common sense and a plan.
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🎼They say don’t go🎵to three mile island🎶if you’re looking for a wife🎵 courtesy of Pinkard & Bowden
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A little disappointed at the absence of other fans. Give Mehitabel a scratch behind the ears for me.
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Archie on a Selectric!
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The smoke game is cutthroat
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Plus it’s so much easier to jump on phone keyboards and no return carriage!