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I tried to pet every breed of dog at the Westminster Dog Show. The resulting video: 12 minutes of extremely good dogs 132 dogs pet 5 face licks 2 belly rubs Me saying “BEAUTIFUL dog” at least 59 times youtu.be/nOzLZH29wFc?...

submitted 2 days ago • 50 comments

I can't believe the Penny Arcade Expo went woke

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

@rob-sheridan.com

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

There's nothing more masculine than taking HGH between ketamine binges and not working out. Huge internal organs are simply the manliest.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

MYSTIFIED by this panel from Thor (1998) #63 by Dan Jurgens and Paco Medina. What could the video game MANTHING 2004 possibly be?! Is Ted Sallis, the Man-Thing who guards the Nexus of All Realities, the Marvel equivalent of John Madden? IS MAN-THING THE STAR OF AN ANNUAL VIDEO GAME FRANCHISE?

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

stewart: you guys got anything other than platitudes? jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes

submitted 11 days ago • 27 comments

The CHAMPIONS and ONLY TRUE DEFENDERS of women’s sports did WHAT?

submitted 11 days ago • 21 comments

at this point i believe that the dudes who come for the menswear guy are just sleeper agents whose entire lives have been orchestrated to give him dunk material

submitted 24 days ago • 152 comments

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

submitted 24 days ago • 876 comments

My kids have been watching a lot of Gundam, and nothing prepared me for the revelation of the tequila Gundam from Gundam G

submitted 31 days ago • 46 comments

This aged...poorly

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

And again

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OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

The only real answer to “which college football team is the best this year?” is “don’t worry about it”

submitted 43 days ago • 17 comments

Both of these teams seem very beatable. Which is further evidenced by them both having been beaten multiple times

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Me irl

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I am sad that I can no longer hear the battle cry

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submitted 46 days ago • 9 comments

people in the south are on balance better at driving in winter conditions than people in the midwest/northeast because salt trucks are far more scarce. when they do face inclement weather they have experience driving through it on a far higher difficulty setting. in addition the food is better there

submitted 47 days ago • 506 comments

PJ Fleck was, by far, the coach most into getting mayoed at a Mayo Bowl

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submitted 66 days ago • 93 comments

I'm sorry, but someone named Luigi would definitely know to ditch the murder weapon. He's being framed

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Me, logging in to some sick deals:

submitted 83 days ago • 10 comments

Can't even plant flags on your opponent's field after a win anymore. Because of woke

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

It's finally getting cold, and the birds are becoming r o u n d

submitted 90 days ago • 122 comments

It's fucked up that there's one good team this year and it's Oregon

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

No really why was I put in that list. Unfollow me.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not a shitposter, I'm a shitty poster. These are different things.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

As hard as it is, you have to remember that you could have written “For sale, baby shoes (baby dead)” and some folks would still not get it.

submitted 100 days ago • 3 comments

posting "Gentle reminder that it's okay to unplug today and take care of yourself. Pass it on." immediately before commencing a 19-hour, 277-post meltdown

submitted 110 days ago • 90 comments