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New VGM DUO!!! The homie Rob Kovacs aka 88bit posted a sick jam of a Pokémon Gold and Silver Classic, and I had to add drums to this! Hope y’all dig it, Happy Friday!!!

imagine the jojo stands named after this

Doing the Akira bike slide into a public bathroom and hitting the squat piss so hard & loud it sets off every gender critical in a five block radius Left4Dead “you startled the Witch” style

I’m happy to share a BRAND NEW BALATRO BANGER, AN ORIGINAL INSPIRED BY MULTIPLAYER BALATRO MOD! Big inspiration thanks to @zainotv.bsky.social for doing his @majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social series!

@chiblee.bsky.social we’re so back

what’s the over/under on a muslim pope

watching kirsten gillibrand refuse to condemn andrew fucking cuomo, muttering about how "the voters should decide," it feels all too correct when donegan describes today's mainstream "liberalism" as a movement "too afraid to be unpopular."

That sound you hear are thousands of investors waking up hungover, realizing that the markets are now a pump and dump scheme for Trump and his allies. They’ve lost all rationality. A couple words from Trump sends them spiraling in either direction. Major stock indices are now shitcoins.

Catch my goofy ass card game in the new season of Black Mirror

that kick contract is already in the inbox

when the cure said “i don’t care if monday’s black” i felt that

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

The people of Wisconsin have spoken: you can be mean to Tesla owners

i wish i had cory booker’s bladder

i wanna smoke the shit that made the riichi mahjong yakus

manifesting

who told this pampered asshole he has the right to speak to anyone like this?

Headline: trans girl sets triple jump record Reality: It's a meet record in division 3. It's not even a sports record or a top division record. It's for a single meet, the kind of record that goes down all the time. So many such cases of disinformation.

every day, liberal j6 sounds less and less like a meme

useless

magdalena bay.

*misreading the headlines* wow people must have really hated this david guy if they did that to him

episode 8 of dandadan is the spider-man 3 of dandadan

the number of great albums dropping this year is bewildering

Excited to announce that The Pokémon Company International have invited me to take part in their attempt to break the GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS™ title for Longest Unboxing Livestream (video) I'll be on stream on Thursday at 22:00 UTC alongside @thewossy so be sure to watch. I'm so excited for this [AD]

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.

the reality of things right now is that the institutions which are meant to protect us are doing nothing, while a group called something like "Da Cum Goblinz" raises eye watering amounts of money for direct action

I’m all for the Democrats embracing populism and ditching neoliberalism. I just want someone to explain how that works in a post-Citizens United environment. Dem populist hero Sherrod Brown was beaten by a Mercedes dealer in Ohio because he was swamped by crypto super pac cash.

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

the world is ending but at least it’s 75 degrees in november