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Caught too much air on that last one

Marriage is about finding that one special person who won’t testify against you

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

Me, replacing my 𝐿𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝐿𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 sign:

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

The meme I didn't know I needed

pouring the blue gatorade in the toilet bowl so my guests know I cleaned

my-gnx.com

Fellas, is it gay to be born???

Desperately Seeking Serotonin

i hate when my stomach growls... just eat the fat oh my god

a lot of liberals are following me here and i all want you to know that i am a commie sympathizer and communism would be awesome to have

I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.

Bluesky’s business model is to recover a Spanish galleon that sunk in 1706 with a cargo of $10 billion in gold, silver, and emeralds Once Bluesky reaches 41 million users, all 41 million square miles of the Atlantic Ocean will be evenly divided up for us to conduct search & salvage operations

This is the vibe every man dreams of attaining

If plastic is so bad than what does my cat have such an insatiable hunger to eat it???

i have to help one of my friends do some experiment or something in like 45 min. he woke me up to let me know i have to go pick up his camera too, i'm so tired dude this better be worth it

polio and measles rn