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every Donald Trump cycle: TRUMP: i'm gonna kill the easter bunny FACT-CHECKER: he has not stated how he is going to kill the easter bunny TRUMP SUPPORTER: i think he means he's going to kill evil bunnies TRUMP: *beheads the easter bunny* NYT: trump redefines relationship between bunny and head

submitted 12 days ago • 52 comments

WinBlue says they can stop Trump. They just need 200,000 more dollars for an *ad blitz*. I’m gonna throw my phone across the room.

submitted 16 days ago • 115 comments

starting to think that “securing the canadian border” is at least as much about keeping us trapped in as it is keeping drugs out

submitted 19 days ago • 53 comments

the groundhog woke up and killed himself :/

submitted 20 days ago • 19 comments

Elon Musk is perpetrating a digital and financial coup. This is not hyperbole. This is not euphemism. This is what has happened. 🧵

submitted 20 days ago • 31 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 15 comments

Cliche to say and stuff but we’re really in a deeply hypernormalized situation in which we have accepted the absurdity of our political and cultural reality without any alternative. It sucks!

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

Blaming a plane crash on DEI makes you sound really fucking dumb. Just use the N-word. You know you wanna. We all know you wanna. It’s what you mean. And you’ll feel much better about yourself. Let it rip.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

submitted 24 days ago • 62 comments

doin' real great over at that search engine place query was "phrases like butter my biscuits"

submitted 24 days ago • 178 comments

So if your solar panels get struck by lightning, that’s pretty much like winning the electricity lottery, right?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

@eve6.bsky.social As a millennial, Inside Out is a core memory seared into my brain. But do you ever get sick of playing it as the closer and just want to change it up one night and finish with Hey Leonardo?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

googling "last minute gift ideas for the one person who has sustained me, without whom I would be lost, unmoored, crashing upon the rocks under $25"

submitted 64 days ago • 40 comments

Overthinking my first post here and hoping it doesn't end up being something stupid.

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments