every Donald Trump cycle: TRUMP: i'm gonna kill the easter bunny FACT-CHECKER: he has not stated how he is going to kill the easter bunny TRUMP SUPPORTER: i think he means he's going to kill evil bunnies TRUMP: *beheads the easter bunny* NYT: trump redefines relationship between bunny and head - ThreadSky

jesseltaylor.bsky.social • 12 days ago

every Donald Trump cycle:

TRUMP: i'm gonna kill the easter bunny

FACT-CHECKER: he has not stated how he is going to kill the easter bunny

TRUMP SUPPORTER: i think he means he's going to kill evil bunnies

TRUMP: *beheads the easter bunny*

NYT: trump redefines relationship between bunny and head

Comments

jackfost5.bsky.social•12 days ago

Defeat Elon musk

gluonspring.bsky.social•12 days ago

Occasionally he backs off from killing the easter bunny but claims in perpetuity that he actually did.

scottcostello.bsky.social•10 days ago

How to Argue with Republicans and not lose your sanity and win
https://biggovernment.substack.com/p/how-to-debate-republicans-without?r=1vj4ca

nzorach.bsky.social•12 days ago

The Daily Caller: Lib Pundits LOSE their MINDS over Trump Putting A Bunny In Its Place!

benjamin-knight.com•12 days ago

Trump: Radical leftist bunny!

Angry randomer: And why aren't the left DOinG SuMFinG about it?!

Supposed 'former' lefty: I voted for Trump because Kamala refused to expressly say that she would only use Fair Trade coffee at home.

lovovmelife.bsky.social•12 days ago

Chuck Schumer: “Remember this when you don’t have Easter eggs at your Super Bowl party”

Susan Collin: “I’m concerned. Welp, time to confirm the headsman 😌”

Nancy Mace: “THEY WANT PENISES IN WOMENS BATHROOMS”

5narktwain.bsky.social•10 days ago

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5narktwain.bsky.social•11 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/5narktwain.bsky.social/post/3lhuo5ty5d22r

webrant.bsky.social•12 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/jesseltaylor.bsky.social/post/3lhthllnp222t

ewpitt.bsky.social•12 days ago

🎯

racecarlock.bsky.social•12 days ago

And there's 350 a day and you're exhausted and people tell you they want you to feel exhausted which you already know and then you feel more exhausted from everyone telling you they want you to feel exhausted.

slriley.com•12 days ago

How may this impact the price of Easter eggs? Details at 11.

aldercheems.bsky.social•12 days ago

alicetawhai.bsky.social•12 days ago

🏆

popandmarsh.bsky.social•11 days ago

This…

stephaniereads.bsky.social•12 days ago

Trump supporters: Never liked Easter anyway, DEI holiday!

democraticrepublic.bsky.social•11 days ago

Me: FCK NaziYTimes and Fel0n C0nman.

canipetthatdog82.bsky.social•11 days ago

hoptimusprime.bsky.social•12 days ago

Semafor: How Democrats failed to stop Trump from killing the easter bunny

grths.bsky.social•12 days ago

WSJ: Trump challenges bunny's spinal chord.

blumanvt.bsky.social•12 days ago

Also, subscribe to our outlet to find out the next OUTRAGEOUS thing Trump will do next!

slurmslurper.bsky.social•12 days ago

Pollsters: Trump increases vote share with crucial bunny demographic

malicityobscuro.bsky.social•12 days ago

Meanwhile, bunnies have organised.

realplutim.bsky.social•12 days ago

99%.

You left out an adverb in between "Trump" and "redefines".

- Boldy
- Creatively
- Remarkably

Something like that.

sck90.bsky.social•12 days ago

Just going to drop today’s latest headline. “Scholars say” is doing a lot of work there. 🙄

hollyphantpants.bsky.social•12 days ago

Weasel words!

heysyd.bsky.social•12 days ago

Ouch. Too soon 😔

gmwalk.bsky.social•12 days ago

Planned rapid bunny disassembly?

sutherla.bsky.social•12 days ago

🐰🐰🐰

norbizness.bsky.social•12 days ago

Any cycle that has a fact-checker as an integral step is cursed beyond redemption.

sealblue.bsky.social•12 days ago

trump: bunny had it coming

bglatosf.bsky.social•11 days ago

Republican senators: who are we to question whether the Easter bunny deserved to die. The American people gave our dear leader the mandate and we are here to support him. I am sure he has intelligence that the bunny is an illegal immigrant or a communist or an atheist

rockstar22.bsky.social•12 days ago

Perfect!

mutantgillmen.bsky.social•12 days ago

"is killing a costumed man at a children's party wrong? opinions vary" - the NYT, probably

calmcajun.bsky.social•12 days ago

Also NYT: Experts say he going to kill the Easter Bunny

strangerjames.bsky.social•12 days ago

You left me suspense, wondering how Trump beheaded the Easter Bunny.

devoidcat.bsky.social•12 days ago

It was a DEI bunny. That cottontail is woke!!

cjmmusic1.bsky.social•11 days ago

Yes!
Dump Trump et al
Destroying America like no other- Impeach - Arrest
Rise up & call
202-224-3121
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

souleater1212.bsky.social•11 days ago

evargalo.bsky.social•7 days ago

Democrat Senator : we need some Republicans in Congress to join us so we can pass a resolution to reduce the number of Easter Bunny's relatives that Trump's administration is allowed to behead.

Please. We can make a deal. We'll make concessions on everything else...