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Got fired for doing a “controversial gesture” (the Italian thing where you flick the bottom of your chin with the tips of your fingers)

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This is INSANE. These corporate executives kept a 17 year old on at a fucking internship after he committed a hugely fireable offense because they were scared of him:

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Don Mattingly rookie cards

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4yo: I wish I could watch TV instead of going to bed! Me: Wish in one hand and poop in the other and see which one fills up first. 4yo: Uh, probably the poop will fill up first.

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Fellas is it gay if uh… is it uh gay if I uh… uh is it gay if uh

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Excuse me Enrique, WHAT ARE THOSE?

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i often forget that this tweet was about guitar center changing its logo

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This Trump guy… he’s a real piece of work, this guy

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When I first heard “Funkytown” as a kid, I thought the lyrics were “Wanchuchigmitsu: a funky town”

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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

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Ah, well, nevertheless

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

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Girls love to talk about their gut biome but they never want to take a butt guy home

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The woke mob has made it illegal for these young rascals to indulge in jollifying and joculations

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Yeah, sorry, I don’t buy it. I’m a member of the most feckless political party in the world and somehow my representatives still have the courage to vote against this guy. A dude fucking broke into Nancy Pelosi’s house and assaulted her husband, and somehow she’s still out there voting against him

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“Ecexutive Order”

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Guy came up to me today. This guys a real piece of work. Got the roaming countenance of a vanguard. You know the type. Anyways, get this, keep mind i can see right thru this guy. The man's got a nature most disquieted, dude. Plain as day. So he comes up and keep in mind im not buying it but he goes

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"This fucking mook from Palm Beach is trying to tell me how to run my state? Fuck you buddy, greatest city in the world."

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Where the fuck has this woman been for the last four years

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Gelled and solpilled

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Look I'm just annoyed that I pitched Pritzker team on attending the speech but the timing didn't work for them. I knew he was gonna do this!

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@daveweigel.bsky.social

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The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame. The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight. It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.

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My theory is that the bottom half of the face looks like an Italian grandmother’s

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[the most scared voice you are ever going to hear in your life] i think that movie is going to have a significant critical reevaluation

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