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Sigh. So sad and so true.

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“Pretty much every day I roll out of bed, eat breakfast, head to the office, get beamed aboard the Kluforian mothership for medical analysis, and then go home—like, is this the rest of my life?” said Matthew Taylor theonion.com/man-fee...

submitted 3 days ago • 39 comments

Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context theonion.com/trump-s...

submitted 8 days ago • 66 comments

why didn't they ride the eagles into mordor

submitted 10 days ago • 21 comments

Whether it's Bill Clinton talking to Loretta Lynch for five minutes on the tarmac or Donald Trump ordering the DOJ to prosecute his political enemies, both sides have committed egregious offenses against the legal norms that were once the backbone of this proud nation.

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

"He keeps showing up." theonion.com/trump-u...

submitted 12 days ago • 65 comments

Policeman: "Suspect is dancing naked in front of a liquor store." Dispatch: "Copy that." Policeman: "I can try but I'm not much of a dancer."

submitted 13 days ago • 51 comments

"I beg of you, please commemorate my birthday with mattress sales. Downy, tufted, even memory foam: none shall be exempt from the wholesale slashing of prices."

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Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has learned his lesson. Which means that if I hear any reports of dead bears, blender-mulched chickens, or molested babysitters at HHS, I will be very concerned. by Susan Collins

submitted 15 days ago • 15 comments

Federal employee with a data role told me that a document was removed from employee access because it had the word "inclusion" in it. As in, "inclusion of data in our estimates."

submitted 18 days ago • 199 comments

Tommy Tuberville puts Jesus in his place

submitted 18 days ago • 187 comments

Sadly so true

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

The grocery pump

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Trump's plan to move Palestinians to Greenland puts Dems on defensive.

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Will Donald Trump be a moderating influence on President Elon Musk?

submitted 25 days ago • 49 comments

399 BC: The unexamined life is not worth living. 2025: The unselfied life is not worth living.

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Liberals claim that DEI played no factor in the crash at Reagan National Airport. Then how come the Army aircraft was a Black Hawk helicopter and not a White Hawk helicopter? by Charlie Kirk

submitted 29 days ago • 161 comments

Elon Musk convinced everyone to leave Twitter. Can he do the same thing with the United States?

submitted 29 days ago • 58 comments

When trying to eliminate DEI through search & delete has unintended (humorous) consequences: Looks like the IRS deleted language in its handbook re the “inequity” of holding on to a taxpayer’s money & requiring “inclusion” of a taxpayer identification number on forms. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

submitted 30 days ago • 41 comments

The fall of the Roman Empire brought instability to Italy but may have led to Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance only 1100 years later. Could the same thing happen here in the United States?

submitted 30 days ago • 33 comments

Breaking: February to be renamed Bleak History Month

submitted 31 days ago • 12 comments

"ARE YOU SUPPORTIVE OF THESE ONESIES" needs to be on a onesie

submitted 31 days ago • 15 comments

"Password cannot contain the name of one of your enemies"

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This #HolocaustRemembranceDay, we remember the 6 million Jews, including members of my own family—and the millions of others—who were murdered by the Nazis. Never forget. Never again. Unite against antisemitism, and all hate.

submitted 33 days ago • 19 comments

@snipy.bsky.social potentially dumb question from a non-lawyer on your excellent article I saw in Daily Kos on fetal personhood: If an undocumented pregnant woman living in the US cannot get an abortion, doesn't that mean she is under the jurisdiction of the US, defeating the Trump 14A arguments?

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

"This isolated incident does not reflect who we are as a modern society and does not need to be taught to our youth."

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

“The president, perhaps inadvertently, wound up smudging the line between empirical verification and his own boundless optimism.”

submitted 33 days ago • 29 comments

I don't think about the Roman Empire all that often but I do lament how here in the 21st century, we are completely incapable of flooding a stadium and staging a mock naval battle, what are we even fucking doing

submitted 35 days ago • 17 comments

Hahaha

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Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working theonion.com/ram-wil...

submitted 36 days ago • 63 comments

But what about munchkins in other states besides Kansas?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Sigh, so true.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

git commit -m "multiple minor fixes"

submitted 37 days ago • 7 comments

Sigh, unfortunately true.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts theonion.com/confuse...

submitted 40 days ago • 70 comments

The bourgeoisie will win the propaganda war unless we seize the Memes of Production.

submitted 40 days ago • 17 comments

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.

submitted 42 days ago • 224 comments

Pete Hegseth made it through his entire confirmation hearing without drinking alcohol. It’s sad that no Democrat will acknowledge this. by Hugh Hewitt

submitted 45 days ago • 24 comments

Happy Cake Day Bash!

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments