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You ever notice how the first step in saying the word “butthole” is forming a little butthole with your lips?

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dear hbo or max or what the fuck ever: an episode of a weekly is not a "new episode" 5 days after its first air date

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LMFAO

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it's time to pull out the big guns

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I am gonna hit this vape until I do the thing where I try to open my eyes wider but all I do is raise my eyebrows goals!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i know i am really high but come on, this is funny as fuck

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

sorry i smoke a bunch of weed and post on bsky wait, no im not

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Movies you've watched more than six times using only gifs

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two of my favorite authors (yes comics are literature shut the fuck up) have collaborated, this is an excellent piece www.theguardian.com/world/pictur...

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I understand why birth year scrollers start with the current year though; babies are definitely making accounts on the internet and I've blocked a bunch On Here already

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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 3 days ago • 136 comments

just remember that the rank dipshittery is to A: distract from the odious, far reaching actions concurrently taking place B: float trial balloons for what we'll tolerate

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Nice new account you got there, now shut the fuck up about Twitter before I block you

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

clearing all the notifications on my phone organically 😌

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

competing with the dog to see who can blast out the rankest farts she is winning by a lot 😤

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i’m sorry i bit a hole in your car tire but in my defense i had just watched the news

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

I need to smoke a shitload of weed to forget that picture of the 3 musketeers grah

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[board game pitch meeting] SHERLOCK HOLMES: the game is a foot CEO: what

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

great, they've found massive columns of methane gas and flammable ice in antarctica lol we are so fucked

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

The Stop Using Autism and Other Neurological Disorders as a Punchline Challenge is the hot new trend taking the internet by storm! You should join in the fun!

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

good morning pocket pals youtu.be/M3S9AczaI4U?...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I’m tired of people sayin Drake can’t rap… He can’t sing either

submitted 6 days ago • 69 comments

lol the kittens (especially the medium/long hair) are discovering static electricity and they do NOT like it zappy paws season

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gœd mormning

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we should go back to the pronunciation of robot as seen in the Twilight Zone episode "The Lonely" s01e07 ROW-buht

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Post a pic you saved but haven't found a use for

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

time for my comfort activity: playing video games that are 10+ years old today is assassin's creed black flag / rogue arrrr

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon is leaving the falconer on read; The falcon didn't sign up for this shit; She has been doomscrolling, Hearing a lot about a blood-dimmed tide, And mere anarchy loosed upon the world "Not my problem," says the falcon.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

I am unsurprised that musk has a bajillion kids - he must be charismatic to a degree if people give him money, access, and sycophancy just remember that charming is a verb and not an adjective

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