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we need to figure out the "bigger than before" trick for eggs but make them edible eggs as big as a small toddler come on science

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You ever notice how the first step in saying the word “butthole” is forming a little butthole with your lips?

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dear hbo or max or what the fuck ever: an episode of a weekly is not a "new episode" 5 days after its first air date

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LMFAO

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it's time to pull out the big guns

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I am gonna hit this vape until I do the thing where I try to open my eyes wider but all I do is raise my eyebrows goals!

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i know i am really high but come on, this is funny as fuck

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sorry i smoke a bunch of weed and post on bsky wait, no im not

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Movies you've watched more than six times using only gifs

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two of my favorite authors (yes comics are literature shut the fuck up) have collaborated, this is an excellent piece www.theguardian.com/world/pictur...

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I understand why birth year scrollers start with the current year though; babies are definitely making accounts on the internet and I've blocked a bunch On Here already

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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

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just remember that the rank dipshittery is to A: distract from the odious, far reaching actions concurrently taking place B: float trial balloons for what we'll tolerate

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Nice new account you got there, now shut the fuck up about Twitter before I block you

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clearing all the notifications on my phone organically 😌

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competing with the dog to see who can blast out the rankest farts she is winning by a lot 😤

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i’m sorry i bit a hole in your car tire but in my defense i had just watched the news

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I need to smoke a shitload of weed to forget that picture of the 3 musketeers grah

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[board game pitch meeting] SHERLOCK HOLMES: the game is a foot CEO: what

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great, they've found massive columns of methane gas and flammable ice in antarctica lol we are so fucked

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The Stop Using Autism and Other Neurological Disorders as a Punchline Challenge is the hot new trend taking the internet by storm! You should join in the fun!

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

good morning pocket pals youtu.be/M3S9AczaI4U?...

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I’m tired of people sayin Drake can’t rap… He can’t sing either

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lol the kittens (especially the medium/long hair) are discovering static electricity and they do NOT like it zappy paws season

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gœd mormning

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we should go back to the pronunciation of robot as seen in the Twilight Zone episode "The Lonely" s01e07 ROW-buht

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Post a pic you saved but haven't found a use for

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time for my comfort activity: playing video games that are 10+ years old today is assassin's creed black flag / rogue arrrr

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