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ertrick36.bsky.social
Egalitarian, shoddy gamer, and unfunny clown
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Fantasy fans who loathe guns can somehow accept that their favorite worlds have grand palaces that reach into the clouds, but not that some gnome in a cave fiddled around with magic and metal pipes enough to make them fling little projectiles really fast with the force of tiny explosions
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It feels like playing a broken record posting this, but…
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Comedy is legal (you can’t make fun of Muskrat or his Nazi friends) and there are no bots (you have to sift through hundreds of replies to find a single human)
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I interpret the bottom corners as two separate endings, the bottom left is the bad ending you get when you don’t follow the steps in the correct order You get cursed with leaky eggs and the Sisyphean task of frying eggs that can never be fully cooked
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I feel like the spirit that would haunt a Madden game would be a dudebro who just wants to throw a Superbowl party with you and his pals He’ll only haunt you if you play as/bet on a team he really hates
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I can’t wait for every war that Trump tries to wage to end in failure because his SoD believes that an army should just be a disorganized, leaderless mish-mash of angry dudes charging recklessly at machine gun nests, some of whom don’t even have ammunition because quartermasters are for woke pansies