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Finding balance in life can be a difficult challenge. But with time and patience, you can live a happy life… …Still doesn’t stop the people you love from driving you bonkers.
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he lifts his car slightly with his telekinetic powers “……I dropped something.”

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Probably what Jaimie and Jon’s siblinghood was like growing up

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When has that ever stopped you? Oh right. Because I make good food.

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Oh right I forgot.

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No burgers for those who try to kill family.

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Oh Joan does the same for her half. But she claims there is an organization to her mess piles. She has a system. I mean, okay but the half bag of cookies on the pile of…laundry of undetermined cleanliness should probably still be sorted

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Can’t wait till Joan, Nick, and Rory are old enough to help at the diner…legally.

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“Isn’t she lovely? Isn’t she wonderful?”

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“Burger time! Order up!” he hits the jukebox “……….” hits the jukebox again “……Hm. Hold on folks.”

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“JOAN! NICK! RORY!” Jon stares at a destroyed kitchen “I was gone for 10 minutes! What happened?!?”

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He’s sitting tied up to a chair “No. No! Nooooo! Please no! I have a family!”

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“They can be a real handful. But…if you’re ready, they can be the biggest joy in your life. Also the biggest pain. Especially once they learn how to ‘play ninja’”

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“Just remembered Toby’s cooking and felt a chill run down my spine.”

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“…Time travelling future kid trying to change the fate of the ones he loved in his timeline, of whom he has lived in the shadow of his entire life, not taking into account the possible ramifications of altering the past…”

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“Okay. Who put googly eyes on a cheeseburger and put him on a toilet in the staff bathroom? Because, while I did laugh, I really hope someone would paid for it.”

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“WHO ARE YOU, TARO?!?” shakes fist

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“Welcome to Stella’s! Be sure to try the Super Supreme Stella Special! …Only for those with bottomless pits for stomachs.”

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“They are not allowed in a kitchen ever.”

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“Did someone take my salad?”

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“If you ever want to have a good laugh, ask Toby to pronounce charcuterie. It sounds like he’s saying shark cuckery, and I never corrected him.”

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

// Wondering what age the twins are and also wondering where Rory is and if Jon took Rory in after Jane disappeared and Akio for self discovery. And if so, would that explain why Jon is always tired?

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// I should see if I can access my old DCUO account and see if I still have the costumes for Toby and Jon

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“Come to Stella’s Diner at Keystone City! We got burgers! Fries! Milkshakes!” a machine behind Jon starts smoking. He slowly turns around and stares at it “……………Okay, so maybe no milkshakes for a while.”

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