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espighty.bsky.social
Ace Autist Artist. 23. he/him. Tumblr User. Gore Enthusiast. Occasionally referred to as Ivy. Tmnt, CotL, Sonic, Teen Titans, Danganronpa, and now One Piece too. good lord. Overly Verbose Online because it makes me happy.
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Working on an entire comic rn but I want to show this page off. Look. In the words of my friend Kos, "Actual Socialite Brat".

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I'm sorry to say that American suburbs aren't friendly anymore. The close-knit community experience that you're looking for is actually found in a 30 room section 8 apartment complex down in buttfuck nowhere Ohio. But you didn't hear that from me.

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Never understood why the leader of China hated being compared to Winnie the Pooh so much. Pooh is one of the best cartoon characters you could be compared to. Pooh is so awesome. I would have embraced that. Free PR too. Get a little advisor that looks like piglet and you're set.

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dandadiary

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Redrawing Joker memes with him makes almost too much sense to me.

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

*long sigh* Well you see, doctor, during my late teens I ate an entire package of Swedish fish that was 1 year past its expiration date. And I think that's where all my problems started.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

chud crew that I hate

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Can't stop thinking about this. Usopp starts blushing the moment his hand is touched as if he has never had nice physical contact in his LIFE. No one brings it up either. They just let it slide without comment. What a piteous being.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Uhh gonna post some #cultofthelamb art here and see how it goes. Blast the tag with #kallamb and Fight the hesitance within my soul. And then maybe I'll go play Minecraft. Rule 1 of date night: Make sure they cannot leave until date night is over.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

The letters p and d in the word ‘sheepdog’.

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I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

submitted 65 days ago • 57 comments

When I scroll through fanart on social media my brain will do this weird 'idle dialogue' thing where it'll just repeat phrases. For a year now it has been stuck on "this guy is my friend" and "this guy sucks". These can both be triggered by the same character. They are not mutually exclusive.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I'll browse tags on ehentai and I'll pass by a search result with a character I know. And it's like the search result and I momentarily lock eyes as we drive past each other. Logically I knew you'd be here somewhere, but I was hoping I wouldn't see you directly. Does that make sense.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Mom's spinach dip got me chewing on the same wad of spinach for 10 minutes until it's flavorless cud and I have it stuck between every single tooth. Feel like a certified bovine. Grass fed blue ribbon winner at the fair.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Good, now anyone can edit them to make them actually funny!

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

I poured bleach down there and something moaned. Smell is gone though.

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You know that anime joke where two guys will accidentally kiss and immediately start spitting and gagging and throwing up about it. I want that exact joke but with two girls instead. And nothing about their reaction changes. Equality.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

“this is so weird” “this is disgusting” “this is wrong” well fine. I’m hard though

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

It's 1 AM on a work night I'm wide awake posting here trying to distract myself because I can't stop thinking of breakfast. I need breakfast. Eggs and homefries and french toast and broccoli. Alas, I can't eat things now because you should not eat at night. But I cannot sleep because of the yearning

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

The one drawback of the Freddy with Big Salad Shower Curtain is that it isn't white-backed, so he just sits there staring uneasily at me when I shower. It makes me feel judged.

submitted 130 days ago • 2 comments

There's a gross smell coming from the drain in my bathroom sink and I can't fathom why. All I ever do is spit various fluids down there. Surely that cannot be enough to- oh by the gods

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes the ideal fictional relationship is 'the guy who needs a reason to relearn empathy' and 'the guy who is functionally a Jesus allegory'. And you just have to deal with that.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Me looking down at my tissue after blowing my nose like there’s gonna be a surprise in there

submitted 103 days ago • 9 comments