I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
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Irrationally Calm
It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
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the sewer-born, the rodent loved
But will you have a mutant walk among ya?
Though half-shelled brothers fight as one
Once pizza's eaten and justice done
it's a cold and it's a lonely cowabunga
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀🧪⚔️🥷
Then learned Kung-Fu from a Rat who did,
And raised them in the ways of Cowabunga!
It goes like this, they mutated.
Then learned Kung-Fu from a Rst who Hid,
In the sewers deep oh Cowabunga.
And cut me with a pizza knife and from my lips she drew the cowabunga
The sai
The wooden staff
Nunchucks
and masks
And a king fu rat
A loud and victorious cowabunga
Mike had the rizz
Raph had the brawn
Don had the wits
And Leo was their bold and fearless leader.
Cowabunga
Cowabunga
Cowabuuu-uu-uu-uuunga
But all I've ever learned from love
Was never pay full price for late pizza
They’re in New York
Some toxic waste
Now they can talk
Four pizza fans who holler Cowabunga
A local Yorkshire accent would probably rhyme them too, but there are variations.
There’s a crack in the wall where the pizza comes in
Ambushed brooding on that roof
Their numbers and the darkness really rung ya
They tied your master to a chair
They broke your shell, and cut you there
And from your bro they drew the Cowabunga
Almost nothing rhymes with Cowabunga...