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Me, watching the Cobra Kai finale:

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Especially hard to take from somebody whose work week seems to involve tweeting every 47 seconds, ducking his kids‘ medical emergencies & taking enough horse tranquilliser to cancel the Grand National.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Paging @dankackroyd.bsky.social

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Almost time to wheel out the gag with the “…I did an accumulator with the Archbishop of Canterbury” punchline.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

There is nothing like hearing the kids of the family in the holiday rental next door to remind me why I never wanted to have kids. It sounds like owning a car alarm that frequently shits itself.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Anya sees something in the distance (1). Taking a closer look, she realises it is your nonsense (2). Anya really has no time for your nonsense (3).

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Fraser Nelson with a classic in the ‘Somehow My Pants Appear To Be Full Of Shit’ genre.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Trump is like a toddler running around a house knocking over ornaments while a childminder runs after him righting them again, only the childminders are judges & the ornaments are nuclear safety & air traffic control & the toddler can fire the childminders.

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Ten years ago, Zac Efron would already be preparing for the role in the biopic.

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In which the BBC go out of their way to point out the leader of the group is trans - despite it having zero relevance to the story - but somehow fail to mention that everyone else involved is cis (an equally-irrelevant detail). It’s ingrained bigotry by now. www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Harley, channeling her inner Eric Morecambe:

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He’s doing the Full Arne here:

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That time I thought Ken Barlow was caressing Fiona’s neck for no reason

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

If anything, doing an actual Nazi salute is only about the seventh-most Nazi thing about Steve Bannon.

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It feels like after taking a beloved sitcom actor from us, ketamine kind of owes us one at this point.

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All of the below plus the mother of a selection of his children publicly pleading with him to contact her because one of them has a medical emergency & he’s been ignoring her messages. No man has ever been more divorced.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

A narcissist psychopath wasted on ketamine & waving a chainsaw around is the richest & most powerful person on the planet.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If the only way you can make your product profitable is by committing serious federal offences, maybe your product is terrible. If I could only make money selling toasted cheese sandwiches by having a sideline in sex trafficking, I’d at least try to make my sandwiches nicer first.

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The previous owner of Reform (l) and the new owner of Reform (r).

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

A View To A Kindle

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Like Harold Shipman doing a welfare check at a nursing home.

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Nodding along vigorously to this:

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

They’ll need to do a double blind trial to check its effectiveness & send people to a Jack Whitehall gig as a placebo.

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I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about the US President referring to himself as an absolute ruler with a divine right to remain as head of state for the rest of his life. That doesn’t seem like the kind of thing he’d be interested in.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The fuckers just charged me for a 365 subscription I cancelled weeks ago but sure, concentrate on doing this, I suppose.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

A governmental organisation that publishes accounts that are wrong to the tune of eight billion dollars sounds like the kind of department Musk’s team should be taking a look at.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

submitted 4 days ago • 238 comments

Based on a different conversation - what’s your simple food/flavour that can match any gourmet dish? Example - the thick, brown juices on the bottom of a roasting tin after cooking a chicken.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

There are many revealing gems in Simon Hart's memoirs of being a Tory Chief Whip, but this one is my favourite: - Andrew "utter knob" Bridgen gets the boot. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

This reveals far more about Johnson than Trump, whom we know to be a bought-and-paid-for Russian asset. The plea to ignore Trump’s glaring faults & assertion that telling outright lies is a perfectly valid way of getting attention & shouldn’t be taken seriously is….telling.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments