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I'm here only for Splatoon (I won't follow you unless you mostly post Splatoon)
I like swimming, permaculture, your mom, and innovation.
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What are the questions?
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I once had Valentine's chocolates in a theater, the texture seemed odd and it was hard to swallow
Half the box later, I realized the chocolates were wrapped in aluminum (I swallowed all the aluminum)
Do not put it past me to accidentally eat the mini Kiwi too
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glad you're having a great time π
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10/10
you're so good at Blender I bet you could make a 3D model of my house without knowing what it looks like, then use it to find where I live and force me to eat salmiakki and listen to SΓ€kkijΓ€rven polkka
terrifying π°
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It went well, you can ask your mother how well π
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They like to eat eggs, in case you ever want to make an ally out of it
Skunks are less likely to spray when they're comfortable π
Alternatively, skunks make for nice hats π
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Only 2 hours, lucky you π
My lot couldn't have the snow cleared off in 2 hours with a pickup truck & plough, let alone by shovel
I swear Lake Superior protects Michigan by blowing all the snow over my driveway π
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I have no doubt your partner will appreciate you four this
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Should I steal your art to boost your confidence?
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woah, cool outfit π
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that enjoys manufacturing firearms for Valentine's day
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If you wanna see a country that's actually like this, check out China
In China, it's commonly believed that China invented the nuke and was the reason WWII was won by the allies
They also believe they domesticated corn and chilis
They credit themself for everything lol
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All my American friends know the Red Baron is German lol
Beware of cherrypicking and propaganda on the internet. America is a hated country, and one or more of its haters happens to invest a lot in media control and propaganda to overblow USA's shortcomings to hide their own (projection)
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Zzyzx and Sechs lmfaO ππ
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I mostly played Salmon Run with a few cool friends
...eh, you wouldn't know any of them π
I didn't get anywhere near Ruler lmao, Turf War doesn't appeal much to me when there's good weapons in SR
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The person that I knew that hated Shiver the most is nb and a misandrist
Beyond that lone individual, I haven't seen any Shiver haters afaik
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proof?
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My idea of serene is being underwater when the visibility is high, you can move around and immediately rest as if in bed, floating about freely with little effort
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ill never be heard from again
goodbye world, im sorry it had to end like this
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OMG THAT'S ME πβ°οΈ
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my brain is a puppet and fictional cephalopods pull the strings
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I love the one with the rats, I needa know whos OC that is >_>
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Pearto rico
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This but it's Riel bonking Ellie
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I'd eat this if were actually explosive
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She's not the type to wear more shoes than she has limbs
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She seems like the type of person to never have stapled a lobster to the ceiling
I could be wrong, idk
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I love Mithridatism and vaccination, I am immune to everything
The vaccine conspiracy theorists can eat my poisonous autistic shorts πͺπͺ
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I've gotten a wider range of vaccines than anyone I know, and I've got the 2nd largest number of shots than anyone I know (my coworker goes around taking nearly-expired vaccines for fun).
I've been tested extensively for months and all the docs say with confidence I don't have autism.
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you forgot to put my name in the winners list π₯Ί
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My brain unmedicated is more like
......what if I........what was I saying?......I really wanna......wanna what? Just spit it out........damn I forgot what I wanted
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Yes and no
Insane people may ramble, but sane people may too
The insane part is when you follow through with your less rational ramblings
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I know an Ontarian feller that can teach you how to reach this goal π
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Trueeeee
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Request to ignore: denied
Status: replying
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I take it positively
Normalize being freaky on main
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ADHD but the D stands for dementia
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Moon rocks contain trace amounts of radioactive elements
Earth rocks contain trace amounts of radioactive elements
Snorting moon rock dust may kill you
Snorting earth rock dust may kill you
Cave Johnson probably died from silicosis, not radiation
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Sticks and stones can give you tetanus too
Any dirty porous surface tends to have a strong chance of containing nasty bacteria, and rusty metal is basically a sponge that can cut you
Wood gives worse infections than metal tho
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Almost doxxed myself by mentioning food items that I thought were from Finland but are actually local af
Glad I fact checked before hitting send π
The fact checker also said I have no taste π
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Salmiakki hits different
...like REALLY different π
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Salty licorice is a whole other animal
It's a taste of Finland that stays in Finland
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Their names are Sechs (π¦) and Zzyzx (π) and I love them to bits