ettinger.bsky.social
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That’s the goal. One must ask who might gain the most by having the western economy in disarray.
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It’s the SA.
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Criticizing one’s boss is typically seen as bad form.
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Grindr is getting weird.
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Wait til Hawley realizes someone might ask about him writing off his Grindr account.
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Pretty wild: There was no one smarter than Elon in the 2 person golf cart.
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So if no one has told a Tesla what an overturned truck looks like, the Tesla will drive into it. (Actual case.)
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Wait til he gets to NHTSA who’s investigating their awful self-drive stuff.
(Cliff’s Notes version: Tesla uses cameras and not LIDAR which is more expensive. HOWEVER, a human has to LITERALLY catalogue the images so the Tesla knows what it’s looking at.)
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Buy ads or buy lawyers.
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The average “traditional Republican” and the Blue Whale’s vagina are battling it out for biggest pussy on the planet.
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Porkenfuhrer is the symptom of the disease that is McConnell.
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Kara’s sky feed: come for the intelligent snark, stay for the grammar lesson!
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I’m not absolutely positive, but my gut says him being a piece of shit might be part of the reason. Just spitballin’.
The last good/original idea he had was stealing Facebook and he’s been coasting ever since.
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Dems go with “if we give them this inch, they won’t take that mile,” failing to realize that the GOP has plans for the next 50 miles the Dems can’t even see.
They need to follow the GOP mindset example: EVERY hill is worth dying on.
The Dem organization resembles a monkey shit-fight, right now.
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It’s cock-blocking for the furniture.
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“Getting”. FFS.
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These are the same people who say chant “hail victory.” Take a wild guess as to what “hail victory” translates to in English. Go ahead…I can wait.
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AOC and Crockett are working without a net because MOST of the rest of the party doesn’t want to offend the people calling for their execution.
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That’s Kevin. Except for the foot fetish and boundary issues he’s totally cool.
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Or just a small amount of meth.
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Just for giggles, use the Google* to look up “the night of the long knives.”
That’s what Republicans are trying to avoid.
*Actually, use DuckDuckGo - Google’s AI bullshit has jumped the shark. I changed my default engine.
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Trump is the symptom of the disease named “McConnell.”
And, let’s not forget Gingrich.
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Gotta make sure the SA has their guns.
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Very cool pic, although my favorite GH moment will always be your selfie vid making fun of Porkenfuhrer’s stupid comments about NY with you walking around filming the tragedy of people dining at restaurants on the Manhattan sidewalks! That shit was epic.
(Maybe repost that, sometime?)
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At least he can see his.
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Respectfully, I disagree. It’s not a strategic alliance with Putin. Putin is POTUS and Porkenfuhrer is the useful idiot UNDER Musk.
Friendly reminder: Khrushchev told us they would do this.
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Cool: Trump is setting up a substantial blue wave for the midterms by fucking with everything all at once.
Uncool: Democrats are refusing the gift by displaying the coordination and execution of a monkey shit-fight.
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What’s amusing is the whole “we found dead people in the SS database.” Any DBA will tell you that you NEVER delete a record, rather you change its status. Being in the database and receiving benefits are worlds apart.
Why keep them in the DB? Historical data.
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Little known fact: DOGE is Latin for Putin.
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Back tf off Alabama - that’s Louisiana’s schtick.
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An astute and poignant observation.
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Congressional Democratic leaders could reconnect instantly with Democratic voters with these deceptively simple actions:
1. Take their thumbs out of their asses, and,
2. Fucking do something.
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I once complained to my Jeff Parish council member that the streets around my house were “New Orleans-grade.” She cried and repairs started within 48 hours.
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In fairness, it totally tracks with the whole “NOLA can NEVER learn from past experience” vibe.
When I moved to Jefferson Parish I really missed the energy of the Uptown (universities) area but couldn’t help but notice that…shit worked.
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Congressional Democrats couldn’t find their asses in the dark with 2 hands and a flashlight.
They have all the coordination and execution of a monkey shit fight if the monkeys had ADHD, coprophilia, and are in desperate need of new eyeglass prescriptions.
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Willful ignorance is the Republican party’s stuck in trade.
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RFK Junior’s two recognized sexes will be the ones he’s fucked and the ones he’s going to fuck.
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Yeah but Ukraine was totally asking for it. Dressing like that and smoking and drinking. It was bound to happen.
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Because it worked out so well the first time?
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Let he who has not full on fucked his couch cast the first stone.
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It’s hilarious that their panties got all twisted because they were dead people in the Social Security database. Any DBA half worth of shit will tell you that you never delete a record, you simply change the status. This tells us that the people they have working on it are not half worth of shit.
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The one I don’t get is Caitlyn Jenner. Talk about running into the field of fire.
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The dumbest rapists on the face of the planet are now running the country.