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I'm addicted to sneaker culture because I'm a masochist. I'm too poor to ever afford a pair of good sneakers and it gets me so fucking horny

you hate Elon musk? okay man, yeah, I mean, yeah.

youtube would be a good new name for pornhub

ā€œsoaking doesnā€™t workā€ ā€œyou canā€™t lay good pipe when you soakā€ ā€œsoaking is off-putting and weirdā€ fucking nonbelievers, all of you

i have a disgusting sweaty body and i never shower. disgusting, filthy sweaty body. i just lay in my disgusting sweat all day. deal with it

the liberal establishment isnā€™t doing shit about the deconstruction of the federal government bc theyā€™re incapable losers who only got into politics because they romanticized the west wing. also, aaron sorkin is ugly.

yes i know the stove clicks to the beat of ā€œitā€™s trickyā€ by run dmc but you are creating a gas leak

everyone who has a fireproof safe is a pedophile iā€™m not gonna explain

i have a disgusting sweaty body and i never shower. disgusting, filthy sweaty body. i just lay in my disgusting sweat all day. deal with it

My mom told me which of you guys on here she has a crush on and it's not who you think

where tf does commie bluesky live i need to be adopted

ā€œsoaking doesnā€™t workā€ ā€œyou canā€™t lay good pipe when you soakā€ ā€œsoaking is off-putting and weirdā€ fucking nonbelievers, all of you

ā€œitā€™s gonna be very good billā€ is wild

is trump back ????

mike johnson: trump is a great man. an honorable man. i am proud to serve him trump: liz cheney is a c*nt

hello gm whatā€™s going on today

self help books that overuse ā€œfuckā€ to make their silly advice seem more relatable should be left in 2015. this sucks.

jd vance wants you to think heā€™s evil so bad when heā€™s really just a ham

ā€œi gwot a wittle bit of mommy issuesā€ šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆšŸ„ŗ

Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy you used to send on a Crusade so heā€™d stop bothering you and die from incompetence

ā€œi have never made my wife cum because iā€™m the straightest guy everā€ is like four levels of parody where you canā€™t make it up so when itā€™s said unironically irl it is actually VERY ironic and VERY funny i am a genius by the way

tiktok? nah i donā€™t know about that. lick cock? yeah know nothing about that

youtube would be a good new name for pornhub

wrestling is fake you dumb kid. fucking stupid eight year old. watch what is REAL

Biden really was the worst president of all time huh

if I was religious, I would be Jesus. but that's just me.

Taylor Sheridan is Aaron Sorkin in a cowboy hat. Aaron Sorkin if he hated gay people even more than he already does.