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I call it X now because i used to fuck with it and no longer do

The Bibas family: We have been informed that Shiri, Kfir, and Ariel, who were kidnapped by Hamas on October 7th, are now listed among the deceased. But until we see them, our journey is not over. I’m praying for a miracle. I’m shattered.

You mean “How Trump is Corrupt as Hell” - this is worse than the NYT headline writing

Explicit antisemitic attitudes are now much more common among young voters - 18 year old registered voters are now ~5x more likely to say that they have an unfavorable view of the Jewish people than 65 year olds.

Never scroll past @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social without reading the Alt Text

I want to put air quotes around the D in DOGE but I realized ever word in that acronym needs air quotes.

So it’s just gonna be 4 years of blaming everything on DEI?

Controversial opinion: it’s okay to condemn right wing antisemitism and left wing antisemitism

I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks

I’m sorry. I’m sorry that we didn’t get to you earlier. I’m sorry that you were held for 15 months in a cage underground by the monsters who separated you from your papa. I’m sorry we’ve let you down.

Oh yes, that gym is very crowded

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu theonion.com/gavin-n...

His platforms suck. They only stay around because it’s difficult to change platforms and keep following the same people. It’s not virtue signaling, it’s having a shitty time using his products.

We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once

i have seen the theory that Trump is so obsessed with Greenland because he doesn't understand the Mercator projection and i cannot stop laughing. one hundred percent that's what's going on

ME: I didn't choose the thug life THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning ME: I could not have been more clear

There’s something deeply satisfying about cleaning the wax out of a menorah

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It finally happened. Wordle 1,290 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Here it is, the worst take on the whole thing. I can’t believe it’s not @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

it’s the same shitshow over and over again, trump runs amok setting everything he can’t steal on fire while the nation’s punditry wants to hand a ticket to any democrat they can find jaywalking

Holy crap The Onion really called that one

Every complaint about people abandoning Twitter is essentially “but my mom says you have to play with me!”

The media has learned nothing, to no one’s surprise.

Of course this headline omits the fact that one of the people they killed took part in the 10/7 massacre. We can debate whether it’s wrong to take him out when it means civilian casualties, but it should be stated in the headline.

It’s one banana, how much could it cost?

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

The brain damage wouldn’t be a big loss