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psa: I don't follow back randoms. salesforce developer / architect. public speaker. attempting to be a published author. learning kotlin for fun. skeets do not represent my employer.
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FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

Going to a screening of The Room tonight with a Q&A and meet and greet with the guy who played Mark and wrote The Disaster Artist about the whole thing. Breaking out the penjamin and warming up my heckling muscles.

Nobody tell me how to pronounce it, I'm gonna say it different every time on purpose.

Well, guess I'm learning Kubernetes!

This is so many words to say Trump fired the chairman of the joint chiefs because he’s black www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...

The hero we deserve

one time I posted a King Cake Baby meme on the face site and some dude went off on me for being a bad leftist because clearly I am making fun of ugly babies

inspiring meetings this morning

White folks are factually fighting over how they envision they’ll be honored guests at conferences like if they don’t stop their own white supremacy we won’t a completely occupied and subjugated nation

submitted two talks to forcelandia as if I'm ever getting on a plane again

May I present some ways that we might ask for our users' sex/gender on our forms in order to comply with new EOs: codepen.io/buttermilkbi...

When some people write books, they dedicate it to their cat, or add their cat as a co-author. When I write a book, I upload my cat as a Static Resource. (We are not the same.)

Followup conversation we just had after I showed him this Fiancé: Romulans are honest Me: No they're not! Their central trait is deceit! Fiancé: Yes but everyone knoowss they're lying so it becomes like a Garak thing. Lies are their own form of truth Me, Garashir trash: Don't you use Garak on me

The National Park Service just took down Marsha P. Johnson's page. www.nps.gov/people/marsh...

And I’m gonna point out again that - Nazis picked up concentration camps from Native reservations and Black Slavery - the majority of deported people are Black and Indigenous - and Arendt opposed Black and indigenous struggles against segregation weren’t enough because she couldn’t identify

I long for the day when The Big Dog and The Little Dog share the same crate then they're relaxo-maxxing.

So @scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz is looking into getting an actual flag made with this design - 1. Do you want one and 2. Can you suggest a company that makes custom flags?

This would cure me

BREAKING — I've confirmed the DOGE staffers at SSA. They are Marko Elez (who was previously fired for racist posts and then reinstated), Ethan Shaotran, Nikhil Rajpal, and Gautier Cole-Killian. This is per Social Security Works, a non-profit working to protect/expand Social Security.

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

They don't know what causes endometriosis or PCOS I had a hysterectomy and one ovary removed at 25 because of them Shut the absolute fuck up LMAO

Vilifying DEI turns real people into targets. This is stochastic terrorism. www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/n...

DHS has removed manual guidance barring investigations solely based on sexual orientation and gender identity. This is a prerequisite to targeting the LGBTQ community with criminal investigations solely based on being LGBTQ. news.bgov.com/bloomberg-go...

Important to note that BLM and Antifa, aka, "everyone protesting everything ever" are also designated as terrorists. Meaning we're all eligible for drone strikes. 🫠

One of the only things that keeps me going 🤣

NEW UPDATE to Some Actions That Are Not Protesting or Voting. - a few people have written to me to ask if I could include HEADINGS and I have done so. Also added a few more ideas. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

A new study projects as many as 20 million people could lose Medicaid coverage under a Republican congressional bill to cut the Affordable Care Act’s Medicaid expansion match rate.

Bernie absolutely had better policies AND some of these fucking assholes we’re abusive and antagonistic at every point From harboring rapists and sex pests to having academics attack organizers And it bc it’s nothing to tell the truth about that

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

New from me + @aarianmarshall.bsky.social: SpaceX engineers were said to be simply touring the FAA on Monday. In fact, some were already being onboarded at the agency under a policy designed to increase “employment opportunities for people with disabilities.” www.wired.com/story/faa-do...