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The whole party.

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

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get matt williams off my fucking team man i'm so sick of it two back to back games with absolutely dogshit sends in clutch situations

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

On Yuri day, this is for my doll oomfs

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submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

IT'S NOT CALLED "SPEED UP" or "Tiktok Version" IT'S CALLED NIGHTCORE AND YOU PUT AN ANIME GIRL ON THE THUMBNAIL

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Known for their sacred morning rituals, baristas are a revered third gender in western culture, neither male nor female. Baristas are said to be keepers of secret alchemical knowledge, and are typically given offerings in return for blessings of life, energy, and vigor.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

i can only repeat this so many times but similar to abortion the government cannot end gender transition medicine (for youth or otherwise), it can only increase the danger and precarity of the lives of those who access it. essentially no mainstream media recognizes this correct framing

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Wrote an incredibly long and personal essay about what it really means to be a trans man in a — er, I don’t know, a transmisandrist world? A world that actually loves trans men and valorizes us constantly? Whatever people are arguing about nowadays? open.substack.com/pub/thetrans...

submitted 13 days ago • 31 comments

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no, baby, i know you’re not a doll. dolls are supposed to be treated gently

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

explaining baseball chastity to my therapist and watching her face go through like 6 expressions in 5 minutes gg it's over

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

obsolete_angel

submitted 27 days ago • 12 comments

Christian Koss making SF roster is just his latest unlikely feat - and the biggest might be in his personal life. Much more on the whippet-thin (and once tiny) infielder who grew up a massive Giants fan in Riverside and has Ninja Turtle and Lorax tattoos www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I couldn't r e s i s t...🌶🌶🌶 #bg3

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this quiz is fucked up WHY ARE KIRBY SONGS NAMED LIKE THAT

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH Chapter 10: PHALLUS VANQUISHED. www.scribblehub.com/read/1584138...

submitted 39 days ago • 33 comments

I hate to be a debbie downer but everything is fortnite now and it makes me want to kill myself. everything is fortnite multiverse ur fave blorbos are in magic the gathering endless digested slop only $10.99 in vbucks store skin rotation.

submitted 40 days ago • 10 comments

i cast spiderman's web shooter, then equip it to aragorn. i tap him to put two stun counters on cloud strife then attack with handsome squidward. his triggered ability activates and lets me return the hamburgler from my graveyard to the battlefield. second main phase i play chicken jockey and pass

submitted 39 days ago • 21 comments

met this poly enby at a party who told me how they alternate weeks living with their two partners like some sort of gay suitcase kid

submitted 39 days ago • 8 comments

we used to be a country. a proper country.

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THINK BIGGER. WOKE LIBERAL COMMUNISTS MADE THE MOON GAY. THEY DID VILE MARXIST SORCERIES ON OUR GLORIOUS EVROPEAN ARYAN COSMIC MOTHER GODDESS. IF YOU ARE OUTSIDE AT NIGHT, SHIELD YOUR EYES FROM THE MOON, LEST HER CORRUPTED RAYS WORM 'WOKE' INTO YOUR MIND AS WELL.

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

growing up as a sensitive white boy I internalized a lot of messages about the importance of being a generous and even-handed lover with women and since transitioning I've had to unlearn them all because every other tgirl I know is begging for the disposable cumrag treatment

submitted 48 days ago • 25 comments

babe it’s been five minutes since you last affirmed me you don’t hate me now right

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

a few years ago i made one of these "choose your future" things. we got bigger fish to fry than the future lately. choose your political economy of desire

submitted 51 days ago • 12 comments

This is quite possibly the most cursed line of dialogue I've written, and I've written Pills That Make You Green

submitted 54 days ago • 15 comments

"it feels unpleasently like being drunk" -> "what's so bad about being drunk" -> "try asking a glass of water" is one of the funniest bits of dialogue ever written, im so glad doug adams died before he could post his opinions about trans people on twitter dot com

submitted 55 days ago • 4 comments

logan webb as he walked off the field in bottom 2: "that was a FUCKING STRIKE" and frankly he has every right to say that lmfao

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

hello, futa artist? I'd like to commission a drawing of a trans girl...with NORMAL sized penis and boobs, please.

submitted 129 days ago • 15 comments

immerred x immergreen #Immergination

submitted 78 days ago • 7 comments

being an impact top for a bunch of clocky girls aka time to hit the bricks

submitted 79 days ago • 9 comments

Fading. 🫠

submitted 81 days ago • 76 comments

Cultural Exchange

submitted 86 days ago • 45 comments

crack open a cool refreshing can of siscon cola

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Stress Relief 🦴 | #janeyuan

submitted 88 days ago • 3 comments

so like. i don't think we can make the .500 jokes yet but like... game 10? when does it get funny

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Kindan no Ketsuzoku // C's Ware // PC-98

submitted 166 days ago • 3 comments

ready for the giants to break my heart again by being within 1 game of .500 baseball may september be at least kinda interesting

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments