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Hyperbaric welder. Capricorn. Humboldt county
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“I don’t understand what produce in the Central Valley has to do with fires in LA” this is the subject of one of the most famous movies ever made, in which it is explained to Jack Nicholson at length by the director of The Maltese Falcon

submitted 52 days ago • 219 comments

low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.

submitted 55 days ago • 486 comments

WHEN are we finally getting an adventures of pete & pete blu-ray release???

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

Stresses my kid is gonna compare hand writing on the presents from me and Santa again this year

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Can never watch Home Alone without yearning bitterly for pre-TSA airports

submitted 71 days ago • 138 comments

Used to??? Don’t let me see a swing today.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Joe’s Crab Shack was one of my wildest jobs like being told to run your food out to 3 tables all at once because you gotta do the Cupid shuffle in 5 minutes is somethin

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Also worth noting, everyone came to All That with their mics on. We pre teens were getting live vocals every week 😮‍💨

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

My kid just said “i heard a clatter did you hear that” a clatter? Lmfao who tf

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

"I don't think I'm allowed to kill something because I am frightened." —Nikki Giovanni 💔 #poem #poems #poetry

submitted 86 days ago • 327 comments

Antiques Roadshow appraiser let me talk about my family's prized soup tureen for 4 minutes before telling everyone it was a chamber pot

submitted 86 days ago • 10 comments

i hate when a recipe that doesn’t contain parsley suddenly wants me to ‘garnish with parsley’ at the very end. what kind of johnny come lately bullcorn

submitted 87 days ago • 172 comments

He used SPORTS? Welp

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Written how i need to know, with pen or scratched in

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe it’s a good dish idk, whatever she was doing specifically though attacked my senses, drove me into my room for the night filled me with rage

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I always think about moving my Parents in with me when they’re too old to live alone and then i remember every time my mom cooked liver and onions

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I like when people have fake names on the peloton leader board like sofonda cox. Hilarious stuff

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I was showing my sister what krumping was one night and my mom walked up and i accidentally punched her in the ear and she said we couldn’t krump indoors anymore and i lost my phone for the night lmfao

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

This is important because don’t dogs and cats also get sorta loopy and sick when they eat the same stuff every day? Maybe not for years but still, no one wants to eat the same bland sad shit everyday throw some tajin in your prepper box

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I saw smile 2 now i have to off set that feeling it gave me with the family stone jfc

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah it can be two things

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I get home, I take off my thick outdoor jacket and put on my thin indoor jacket, then I take off my nice outdoor shoes and put on my around-the-house shoes, and oh, okay, I suddenly understand why Mr. Rogers did that every episode.

submitted 95 days ago • 6 comments

Been teaching my bird how to give the bird

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

we don’t need to pay attention to brianna wu. she’s a nobody. a miserable poster. no one offline knows who she is! spend your time more wisely than this!

submitted 96 days ago • 6 comments

My kid sat down and said “i don’t want this i want waffles” lmfaoo dawg i made rolls from scratch i had to knead that

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I made everything myself today and I’m proud of myself and very tired

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

What a time to be alive!!!!!

submitted 100 days ago • 14 comments

LOL

submitted 100 days ago • 17 comments

I don’t really eat cereal anymore but sometimes when I’m shopping I’ll take a little stroll down that aisle just to see what’s going on these days

submitted 100 days ago • 128 comments

Me looking at Aubrey Graham and his entire team rn:

submitted 100 days ago • 2 comments

I think I’m going to start carrying around a parasol and saying “you forget yourself, sir” when someone says something uncouth

submitted 101 days ago • 47 comments

You really do have to teach your kids how to clean, same with winged eyeliner like someone has to teach them you don’t just know how to do that

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I’m doing household chores and encouraging my kids to help and i don’t wanna just say “you’re doing it so learn how to clean” i keep just repeating “many hands make light work” over n over

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court

submitted 103 days ago • 56 comments

I got a call from my 5 yr olds school that she’d been hurt and was in the office with an ice pack which was crazy because she was sitting next to me at home when i got the call

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

All streaming platforms, why aren’t you playing A divas Christmas carol 24/7 so i can feel some joy

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Was there no space to be held when glee covered defying gravity

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"

submitted 104 days ago • 117 comments