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despite popular misconception, i am neither joe strummer nor muhammad ali; just an amateur author/philosopher, takin' it easy for all y'all sinners
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

submitted 48 days ago • 339 comments

Easter, 4/20, and Wrestlemania all on the same day. Jesus wants you to know that he loves you

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Murder Mystery Podcast

submitted 51 days ago • 62 comments

Here's an alternate fantasy author who isn't an absolute cunt: Ursula K Le Guin

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

doing a rug pull on my new job by immediately getting in a disabling workplace accident

submitted 51 days ago • 4 comments

‘Fawning’ is a response where a person gives a servile display of exaggerated flattery in order to gain favor or advantage. AKA: ass-kisser, bootlicker, toady, suck-up brown-noser, etc.

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If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.

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an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law

submitted 71 days ago • 472 comments

Hip Gnosis, liked to wotk all angles of the law. P.I., sometime bail bondsman, bookie, dealer, CPA. He was equally at home in a 3 piece suit or PVC, with a .38 on his hip or ball gag in his mouth.

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

on this day

submitted 71 days ago • 156 comments

no that's... that's too many squirrels

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it is 2025. the US president is obsessed with owning greenland. in between golf and signing his name on things, he makes posts in all capital letters which are somehow both meaningless and illegal. you are in your 30s and have the stress level of someone being hunted for sport. life is bad

submitted 75 days ago • 5 comments

it’s not really enough that he gets like shot or something boring, i’m rooting for a full on final destination style splatter fest

submitted 87 days ago • 470 comments

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submitted 87 days ago • 839 comments

as president of the HOA i’m cancelling garbage service. it’s a waste of money. yeah it’ll be pretty stinky around here, property values will plummet. but this is how we get our neighborhood back on top

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Wild how Shadowrun today feels like an optimistic alternate future. Native Americans gain independence from the U.S. government? A benevolent dragon becomes the president and governs by suicide? People still communicate primarily through message boards? Sign me the fuck up.

submitted 90 days ago • 183 comments

dreamt of a rap song that sampled Chef Auguste Gusteau saying "ANYONE CAN COOK" from Ratatouille

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programming is just the art of adding bugs to an empty file

submitted 96 days ago • 62 comments

I don't know a lot about NFL but I think if the Eagles want to touch each other's butts during a game I definitely think it should be allowed and even encouraged

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I would rather chew aluminum foil for 48 hours than, as a *professional football team*, complain to the NFL about a play called the tush push.

submitted 100 days ago • 18 comments

and the losing streak continues

submitted 102 days ago • 27 comments

Gonna need people to stop referring to the Eagles as "America's Team." We hate that. That's the Cowboys. You will notice how they are extremely shitty. The Eagles play for the Free City of Philadelphia. They are Philadelphia's Team. Show them some respect and get it right.

submitted 103 days ago • 230 comments

im imagining cutting a big baguette lengthwise vertically. they can never take this from me

submitted 103 days ago • 20 comments