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mediocre powershell dev and disappointment of her family
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goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger

submitted 4 days ago • 58 comments

*watching a guy with pudding for a brain crash the global markets while everyone else flails about like a Muppet* lol great economic system u got there, did your mom pick it out for u?

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

“This can’t be happening. I’m in charge here!” “Do you feel in charge?”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

kinda crazy a year later I just look like this now, thanks e

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

submitted 29 days ago • 185 comments

i'm done with microplastics. at this point if they're called for in a recipe i usually just skip em. tastes almost the same

submitted 31 days ago • 24 comments

okay everyone i plan on making some big purchases for the store today so uhhhh if yall wanna help support me pls buy some stuff from the store! stickers and pins and patches and posters are available, all for 10% off this month :3 spacethey.gay

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

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submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

country went to hell when auto shops put these in in place of a glass carafe that had been on the burner continuously since the Truman administration

submitted 37 days ago • 141 comments

God forbid a woman have hobbies

submitted 42 days ago • 289 comments

computers do too much nowadays

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 51 days ago • 496 comments

the full list doesn’t include “male” or “man” but saying “female” or “woman” gets you blacklisted lmfao. the patriarchy is more powerful than ever

submitted 66 days ago • 38 comments

my biggest regret in the last decade was not doing PPP fraud

submitted 66 days ago • 21 comments

had to wake up early so decided I was gonna be the hottest person at the endpoint for edu seminar

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

If you see any of our penguins flying about, please alert a staff member. They are not supposed to use the t-shirt cannon.

submitted 78 days ago • 8 comments

all surgeries should be live-streamed and you should be able to tip to make the operating room staff do tiktok dances

submitted 78 days ago • 9 comments

The road to fascism is paved with centrists screaming “he can’t do that because of the law”

submitted 78 days ago • 47 comments

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

submitted 80 days ago • 1085 comments

I don't like how adversarial the job of "Firefighter" sounds. We should be looking for common ground with the fire

submitted 80 days ago • 112 comments

submitted 80 days ago • 7 comments

this cute IT girl remotes into your computer, what's your move?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

“Yeah I'm still single" • resigned • whiny • framed as a personal failure “None of mankind's champions have yet proven worthy" • Powerful demigod vibes • affirmation of high standards • discourages cowards

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: crime

submitted 98 days ago • 8 comments

“We hear youse humans are having a little trouble commuting through our aquatic territories, and we’d hate for there to be further delays—so how’s about you slide us a few extra salmon every month and we make sure there are no more 'accidents.'" ✨The Needling's Top Headlines of 2024✨ bit.ly/3BFKq8R

submitted 100 days ago • 3 comments

Crouched because I thought I saw a wolf in the distance. Turns out it was an inflatable reindeer but it’s good to know my instincts are still strong if we ever return to The Hunt.

submitted 106 days ago • 4 comments

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submitted 113 days ago • 11 comments

trans girl gets new phone, realizes there is a remote possibility she might be pretty!??

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

The trans panic is just a rehash of old homophobic ideas, Exhibit A.

submitted 113 days ago • 42 comments

i love holding real news in my hands

submitted 113 days ago • 83 comments

yes yes we all want skulls for our skull throne

submitted 115 days ago • 14 comments

when you're the only trans femme in the group not getting collared

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

local IT girlie breaks her phone but finds out the pixel 9 takes great selfies

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Me: [blasting my shotgun into the New Jersey skyline] You: Oh, are you trying to take down the drones? Me: Drones?

submitted 116 days ago • 8 comments

Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later

submitted 117 days ago • 48 comments

38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.

submitted 121 days ago • 302 comments

BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it

submitted 123 days ago • 169 comments

is it okay to reactivate my twitter to repost photos of the shooter to the NYPD twitter account with WOULD on them?

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

The only aesthetically pure way to watch the original STAR WARS trilogy is these moldy grindhouse prints that were found and digitized a few years ago You can see the OT the way it was originally seen: with the original ILM effects, in a dreamlike gauze ENJOY: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/iozg1...

submitted 123 days ago • 176 comments

Teacher: where's your homework? Me: I, uhhh, forgot to do it My dog [under my desk holding a gun]: good good

submitted 124 days ago • 5 comments

hot but cold trans girl standing outside like an IDIOT

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

oh my god I CANNOT keep explaining the myth of sisyphus over and over again

submitted 133 days ago • 10 comments

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

submitted 124 days ago • 319 comments

If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And shoplifting

submitted 125 days ago • 19 comments

Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to benefit the rich is right for you

submitted 127 days ago • 5 comments

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Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

submitted 126 days ago • 248 comments