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30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie.
If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you.
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Basement creature with a single brain cell dinging around like a DVD screensaver
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a few weeks ago, a friend of mine was streaming on twitch and i had the audio up in the car while i was driving
every now and again he would actually have a conversation with the satnav
"Hm, maybe I should-"
"TURN LEFT ONTO CORNIER ROAD"
"-see what happens-- actually no, let's not."
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If you find a good hiding spot, let me know? I might need to steal it for a couple of days
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Truth be told, I actually prefer the frutiger Aero design principles over this Edgeless Safety Circle and Flat Plane nonsense we have now.
Hell, Windows 9x has more character in its UI choices than the current generation does.
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gotchu covered
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I have been, and will continue to post this often. Your Guard, Reserve and active duty family, friends, neighbors and coworkers are going to need it.
Please share far, wide and often!
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7-Up?
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Kris, Susie, Noelle, et cetera are high schoolers.
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...mine wasn't turbocharged, though, it was the base LS model
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when i was young(er) and dumb(er) i decided while driving home from work one day to see how fast i could get it
i got it up to 100 on a quiet stretch of 70mph road before i backed out
...about three miles down the road i got my first (and so far, only) ticket in that thing for 81 in a 70
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you too?
that was my first car and... it SUCKED but it actually had a bit of charm to it?
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The Duality of Tigerbee
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HELL YEAH SLAY IT QUEEN
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Heck yeah, I'm down for a road trip!
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I love my job. I love what I do. But God DAMN there are some massive lines needlessly drawn in the sand
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As someone with a niche job (slot machine technician), I can absolutely confirm that "workforce well-being" isn't even a thought here. The gaming/hospitality industry is cutthroat as it is but there's massive internal politics that you can't avoid.
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I can see if my mum will tell me the recipe she uses when she makes gumbo for the family, but it's more of a cold weather meal
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It makes sense to me that the fluff would be there to cut down on errant vibrations due to harmonic resonance
But I'm no audiologist, so that's just a SWAG
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Pot and kettle <3
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So lucky to know so many cool people as well.
One of them, yeah he's a big goober and I'll never be as cool as him, but he's an inadvisably big waff who's gotten me through some tough times
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I so need to commission you again one of these days
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you telling me a joke made this shrimp‽
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Heck yeah! Always good to take care of your body, because it's not like you can easily repair it when something breaks down.
Here's to many more suits to come, and many more photos to take!
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okay but if you aren't loading me with spitzer hollowpoints what are you doing with this joke
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+5 Backwards Long Jump
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To be fair, you can do lots of things when you have what is essentially naval artillery in revolver format
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The fabled ~*cheesy air*~
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Ah, cheers; that was me who wanted to sleep on it.
You can check the "contact links" section of my FA if you want to verify this; I have my BSky handle listed.
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made it home
i'm not on edge anymore, but it's still there to a bit of a degree