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evilly.bsky.social
gtm (gamer to mom) tran. 23yo. professional hand washer. gayer than you could possible imagine. certified wifeguy.
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The new “Don’t Just Do Nothing: 20 Things You Can Do to Counter Fascism—Yes, You! Yes, Now!” zine makes a great gift for your liberal fam, friends, neighbors & coworkers! Read, print & distro freely! Full text & PDFs on @igd.bsky.social: itsgoingdown.org/dont-just-do...

submitted 36 days ago • 109 comments

go follow my amazing sibling @carterhaugh.bsky.social they’re an incredible writer

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

it's my birthday you can give me the gift of reading my story in @strangehorizons.bsky.social strangehorizons.com/fiction/the-...

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

skeet and reskeet were sitting on a wall. skeet fell off and who was left

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

a lot of great film this year, but none have personally affected me to the degree of jane schoenbrun’s i saw the tv glow thank you for the irrevocable psychic damage thank you for reminding us that there is still time 🙏

submitted 64 days ago • 30 comments

Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed

submitted 64 days ago • 43 comments

I feel like a good bit to do at this exact time would be to go the closest place to you that has a jukebox and put on Paul McCartney’s Wonderful Christmastime and keep doing it until you get stabbed

submitted 65 days ago • 43 comments

Not sure who's in charge here but I have an idea for viewing posts on this app

submitted 65 days ago • 73 comments

[listening to jim croce] no way i’m messing around with that fella

submitted 66 days ago • 4 comments

Shares of Cheetos manufacturer Frito-Lay took a beating in early day trading today as Biden's FDA released a last minute revision to the guidelines on dosage in humans considered "dangerously cheesy." Brand spokesman Chester Cheetah sympathized with shareholders. "It's not easy," he said.

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

Trending topics are a feature for the masses. For lesser minds who need to know what everyone else is talking about. True geniuses don't care about this. They only log on to post "The Ass is greater than the sum of its Cheeks" and immediately log off

submitted 66 days ago • 43 comments

scanning your pts lab results with photomath n it diagnoses them with leukemia

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at what point do they just pitch me a cot in the back of the lab and start charging me rent

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Meatloaf so tender and mild.

submitted 78 days ago • 90 comments

teaching my beloved son the true meaning of christmas (killing him)

submitted 78 days ago • 8 comments

vape that tastes like wrigley’s spearmint

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

dude did you hear about outside? i hear it’s big and beautiful and full of creatures. and also it loves you. yeah, in spite of it all.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

the universe has been expertly crafted and meticulously tweaked over the course of billions of years to be perfectly engineered to make me want to kill myself

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Paul Blart: Mall Goth

submitted 79 days ago • 10 comments

me when my girl takes her top off

submitted 96 days ago • 55 comments

i’m geeking

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

i haven’t made any good posts in a while. someone ought to set me on fire about it.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

"Go fuck yourself," I explained

submitted 79 days ago • 10 comments

started crying my eyes out in the middle of my work day thinking about the part in DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY (2004) where steve the pirate gets bullied out of his pirate persona and becomes normal

submitted 79 days ago • 10 comments

coworker called in so i’m covering him. other coworker i was excited to see is not here (has a cover at least). now i’m doing all of the everything and losin my mind. haven’t filled this role in months and i forgot what a pain in the ass it was. plus my frens are gone. woe.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

hmm today i think i will sell out

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

i jack this dick not because it is easy, but because i am hard

submitted 90 days ago • 3 comments

straight up synthesizing it. and by it? haha. let’s justr say. my pharmaceuticals.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

So…is there a Mrs. Pibb?

submitted 90 days ago • 7 comments

this cinnamon zyn got me feeling like luke's guy walker... trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL! 🤣

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

ok fine last time trying to make this work

submitted 91 days ago • 248 comments

joe biden has abused the rituals of transmutation

submitted 93 days ago • 10 comments

Artificial intelligence cannot match the human capacity to type a sentence, stare at the sentence, delete the sentence, make a sandwich, and retype the same sentence

submitted 97 days ago • 39 comments

come on dipshit, make merry

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

work is fine until it’s winter out and there’s snow on the ground, at which point the folly of capital reveals itself (i have to leave the house and be uncomfortably cold briefly)

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Yogi Bear ass crime

submitted 92 days ago • 6 comments