I feel like a good bit to do at this exact time would be to go the closest place to you that has a jukebox and put on Paul McCartney’s Wonderful Christmastime and keep doing it until you get stabbed
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When internet juke boxes started being a thing a friend of mine would go into local dive bars that had them and play like 3-5 long ass boards of canada songs in a row and sit back with a beer and watch as inevitably someone flips out with a "what the fuck is this shit" after the first 10 minutes
You'd be stabbed after it plays the 4th time. 3 is when people think it's more than a glitch and 4 is when they start breaking bottles. Not that I'd know from experience but if I did, I'd warn you that "The Monster Mash" is not a Christmas song. People really don't like it outside of Halloween.
Thanks to everyone complaining about this song I’ve had it stuck in my head for weeks. I had managed to replace it with Frosty the Snowman. Thanks for nothing.
semi-related, one of the guys from Mega64 always plays "Temporary Secretary" by McCartney if it's on a jukebox to torment everybody else in the restaurant
lol do they still let you do this? I had too much disposable income and was drunk and wanted to fuck around with a place I used to work at in Denver. I got an Actual Phone Call saying "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP"
Came to the comments to say exactly that. Thanks for showing us this. What a magical world we live in today with all this fancy technology that we can use to tease and torture each other in new and exciting ways!
Been there, done that.
Except it was in the 70's. And the song was "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby.
They unplugged the Jukebox.
Thanks for the memory.
My friend did that with Smooth by Santana and Rob Thomas, and someone literally unplugged the jukebox. A stabbing wound probably have been their backup option.
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Paul McCartney: The mood is right / The spirit's up / We're here tonight / And that's enough
having
a wonderful new year's eve
that he hasn't been stabbed yet is a wonder
HaaaaAAaAaving
"And on the other hand, when we went BACK..."
Here's more than just the audio.
https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc
almost always picked out by staff who have got by in the joint. I put in a decade and got like 3 albums out of 100
Then you have to think "what is my favorite band and their worst album I still like"
Or you get downloads and start bringing a gun to work
Except it was in the 70's. And the song was "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby.
They unplugged the Jukebox.
Thanks for the memory.