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HORNS DOWN That is all

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my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge me: yeah my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad me: ok wait, that’s not really– my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again me: four loko

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

WALK-OFF: Texas Tech eliminates Oklahoma and ends the Sooners natty streak at 4 #WCWS

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RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIDDDEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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VERY entertained by Splitgate 2 so far! Giving each faction the same weapon classes with different feels is a great touch

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

everyone shut up nija canady is pitching

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

some people are asking what the better messaging would be, & it's calling the republicans weird perverts who want the government to go around inspecting people's genitals. walz was on to it before he got pulled backstage and told to knock it off

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On a scale of 1-10, that's NOT ideal... This drive home is gonna be a ton of fun

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As we butcher sentient beings to serve up in bags at the drive-thru altar of capitalism, let’s take a minute to thank fuck we don’t do anything like that to young poor people. Always remember to eat arbys.

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Dudes rock good night

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

You! Yeah, YOU! You like mysteries? You like getting way deep in the weeds? You like REALLY good writing? Then read this thread!

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And the winner for "Most Terrifying Threat to the Warrior of Light" goes to... #FFXIV #EW

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The afterschool ESPN window of Highly Questionable, NFL Live, Around the Horn and PTI was peak sports television

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

I did NOT have this job change on my bingo card! Endwalker really pulling out all the HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT moments for this one! #FFXIV #EW

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Man, am I glad Zero said this so I didn't have to... cause DAMN 🥵 #FFXIV #EW #FFXIVscreenshots

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Limp dicked bastards, each and every one of them. God fucking dammit

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

the “are sex scenes necessary?” discourse is so funny to me. everything is necessary. there is not one little crevice of life that should be spared art’s greedy touch. let alone something as important as sex

submitted 21 days ago • 35 comments

Oh hot damn, this Purgatory gear COOKS! #FF14 #EW

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017. @bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net

submitted 24 days ago • 276 comments

On a scale of 1 to 10, what the ABSOLUTE fuck??? To call this shit ghoulish would be a gross understatement, Jesus Christ

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

everyone involved in and supportive of this decision is a fuckin’ loser with no moral code or compass, and they will not see heaven

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

Rob Manfred, you are a fucking coward

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Ellanor is definitely red-white. She gives her aid to the people freely because she enjoys helping people, but Zenos was right: She throws herself at impossible odds over and over because she LOVES the rush of using every ounce of her life and coming out the other side