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evyhasrisen.bsky.social
Just a dude with an internet presence. I spend most of my time naked, doing crafts, and powering through an intensely crappy 9-5. I want more for my life. 26 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ he/they Links: evyhasrisen.carrd.co
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I don't want my partner's mom to decorate our house. I want to decorate my house. I don't want her to tell me how to landscape my backyard. I want to landscape my backyard, but if I get annoyed by this I'm the problem. But also a lot of things are my fault so fuck me. :|

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submitted 90 days ago • 735 comments

Things are not cool, though I don't think theyve ever been cool. Might go color my hair. Might have a full on break down. Who knows?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I really don’t care about any of them. I don’t care who played at the inaugural party. The only thing I care about or will give time to are those who are going to need help over the next four years. There’s no point raging against everything for the next four years. Been there. Done that.

submitted 94 days ago • 20 comments

Fuck, Marry, Kill: 1922 Nosferatu, 1979 Nosferatu, 2025 Nosferatu

submitted 94 days ago • 4 comments

I have no desire to be tolerant towards bigots or those that coddle them.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

People with IQs over 125 are much more likely to report same-sex attraction, and report many more same-sex partners. If you're not gay, it might be because you're too stupid.

submitted 97 days ago • 13 comments

You deserve life. You deserve happiness. You deserve to be you.

submitted 104 days ago • 10 comments

TRANS LIVES MATTER AND ARE AT RISK MORE THAN EVER IN 2025. WE WILL FIGHT!!!

submitted 114 days ago • 2 comments

I'm not getting traumatized this year. I'm done having deeply troubling life experiences. 2025 at the very least will not traumatize me.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

There are a lot of people who are going to tell you not to trust your own eyes, ears, and experiences over the next decade. You gotta block those people and keep pushing.

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submitted 117 days ago • 39 comments

Fuck Vampire, Marry Fae, Kill Werewolf 🤷‍♂️ Don't mind me, living on the edge.

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I think churches are the most beautiful buildings. Unfortunately, they’ve always been filled with the ugliest of people. I do love that churches have been made into homes, bars, restaurants, hotels and even shopping malls in Europe. Your God was never in these places.

submitted 117 days ago • 21 comments

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Love this quote.

submitted 117 days ago • 12 comments

I thought my "nice" coworker was just kinda slow, but instead she was TOLD my pronouns as soon as she started fucking working here. She just chose to outright deny. I've actually never been so disappointed in a person in my life.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

My old lady coworkers are talking a lot but saying nothing and it's killing my brain.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

People who smack their lips deserve to get punched in the face. Y'all OBNOXIOUS.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I'm naked 99.9% of the time. Clothes are annoying.

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Merry Chrysler to those whomst celebrate 🦝🎄

submitted 121 days ago • 99 comments

Luigi Mangione's name was mentioned on SNL and the crowd immediately bursted into applause. Yeah, the 1% should be nervous.

submitted 124 days ago • 480 comments

My day job is insane. And every week it gets objectively weirder. Dealing with an ultra rac!at old white lady with a s3xual fetish for black dudes. Some things you couldn't waterboard out of me, but she just /said/ this, to our black coworkers. She put the burden of her cognitive dissonance-

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not crying, YOU'RE a faggot 😭

submitted 123 days ago • 10 comments

True luxury is found in the simplest moments.

submitted 127 days ago • 430 comments

Me & my buddy🤍 #cats #pet

submitted 128 days ago • 46 comments

Don't cyber bully boomers on the internet. ESPECIALLY if they make it too easy. That's right, DON'T. Even if they're outta pocket. You're going to make grandma CRY. Do you want old people to cry? . . . I'm kidding, Karen needs to know she can still get checked for being a sociopath publicly.

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