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So that In Memoriam was… tonally odd. Right

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“I can’t stop thinking about it” is thrown about with increasingly diminished returns, but the other day a woman took a call in front of our apartment door, fully audible, and asked whomever she was speaking with “do you want me to turn myself in? Because you’re making me cry so much it’s a crime”

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Was genuinely braced for an Emilia Pérez best picture win so now I just have this saved in my camera roll for nothing. It’s yours if you need it soon

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By tomorrow morning, Variety will have posted 500 times about a petition to revoke No Other Land’s Oscar signed by 10,000 of the least famous names you’ve ever seen + Eli Roth.

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If any academy award voters are reading this: i mean this with all love and respect. But you might be too stupid to dress yourselves without a doctor’s note

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There’s a certain off quality about The Substance, a movie I otherwise enjoyed the experience of watching, that I couldn’t quite put my finger on at first and that finally clicked once I found out Coralie Fargeat thinks Israeli SNL is funny

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The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

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There is still time for an Iron Man 2 star to make the In Memoriam reel tonight

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White Lotus s3 is good. Wife says I have to stop saying “oh my god” every time Michelle Monaghan or Carrie Coon are on screen. She doesn’t disagree we’re just missing dialogue

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Balatro equivalent of the sensation of gliding sharp scissors through wrapping paper

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Another half decade of having to watch this asshole stand around like the bear in the big blue house

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Used the handy Strategic Voting tool to determine it was safe to not strategically vote in my riding without upsetting the people I know who think strategic voting works

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Please. PLEASE watch the Robbie Williams monkey movie

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Cold open of Reacher S3 cut to title card had me and my wife HOOTIN and HOLLERIN

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Every other day Instagram shows me a rather funny cat and I’ll say “heh. What’s the deal with this lil fellow” and I’ll click on the profile and the answer is always “rare genetic disorder, will not live past 11 years”

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The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui

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Canada has: Bought The Book 📕 ✅ @cushbomb.bsky.social @chriswade.bsky.social @ambercrollo.bsky.social

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Love this. It looks like the coyote called the meeting. Sir how do you respond to the allegations

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Rereading Stories Of Your Life And Others by Ted Chiang for the first time in about a decade and the very first short story in it is so fucking good that in my memory it was by Borges instead

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They really gotta start giving the queens on Drag Race a stipend for their looks and a maximum budget for the ones who don’t need it

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i do actually hold the moral high ground for opposing war sorry that's the way it works

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liberals love to complain when there’s protests under democratic presidents and then love to complain when there is not immediately larger protests under a republican president. the throughline is they don’t participate in either of them

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Why the fuck am I doing anything other than playing Citizen Sleeper 2 Starward Vector right now this is bullsiht

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Watching the Taskmaster s3 “lowest unique number of donuts” final task

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Had the opportunity last night to organically say “Theodore the Tugboat died LIKE A DOG”

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Every time Stephen Glass asked one of his superiors “are you mad at me?” I laughed out loud

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I admit I’m a little disappointed the tiktok ban was a feint because I really thought the fever might break soon on people saying “unalive”

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Rereading Spin by @wilsonspin.bsky.social as my first book of 2024. Twenty years since it was published and ten years to the month since I first read it I do not think there is a novel, sci fi or otherwise, that means more to me

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i come bearing gifts (pictures from my favorite fb group, crap dog photography)

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Joe Biden is just by pretty simple math the worst democratic leader whose tenure I’ve been alive for. Cask of amontillado this guy in the smithsonian basement

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This 🫵😂 mf forgot you are one 🤣🤣🤣 they did not respect the balance 😆😂😂😂🤣😂😂

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Can’t stop talking like Count Orlok please help

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