excelsiorsmith.bsky.social
I am the slash between writer/author
https://linktr.ee/lokiexcelsiorsmith
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You forgot to add “forgot that you should only dry clean your skin suit, and put it in the regular wash” space lizard
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NOT the parliaments! 😱
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Seriously on one like 24/7. Much as I despise him I’m almost embarrassed for his bitch ass. Like bitch you don’t see how cribge you are?!
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I keep telling my kith n kin of the same color of skin it’s our turn on the front lines and only TWO have stepped up. The deprogramming runs deep.
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Her memoir is a fantastic read. Highly recommend! 💪🏻🖤👹
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The only one I’m really afraid of is Michelle Yeoh. But I’ve also been nursing a crush on her for decades, so I’ll take it.
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Holy shit I never thought of it that way. Also, I’m very judgmental of the ringtones they assigned to some characters, like really? That doesn’t seem to fit their personality.
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I already did that. Shit, was I assuming too much?
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Rebel Ridge is fantastic. I highly recommend the rest of that directors filmography. His masterpiece is still Blue Ruin, however.
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In the books, I forget which one, but there’s a scene where he places his hands on a table and folds them as an intimidation tactic, and the author describes his hands as being the size of Cornish hens lol. So yeah, the show is trying to do that.
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Only if it slipped out of his hands and embedded its toothy voracious snarl onto the inside of his thigh
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Yup. open.substack.com/pub/lokiexce...
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Whose car are we taking? 💪🏻🖤👹
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Oof. That hits hard
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We ride for you. Stay protected. 💪🏻👹🖤
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open.substack.com/pub/lokiexce...
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Yup
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Cuz they’re bitchmade accomplices?
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“Sieve plankton” had me 😱💀
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Just about nailed it
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“ TP trail of failures” …that’s a fucking BAR. 🫡🔥👹
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She’s worried about your mental health, I see. Same over here
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So you’re one of the good ones, is that what you’re saying? 🫡
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Well fucking put
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Gonna start calling myself rebel scum, thank you very much.
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I had no idea they were Mobius Arzach kits. Holy shit, where do I get these?!
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YUP. Maaaaan, that calmed me down once it clicked into place. Thought I was going crazy for a sec, lol. 😝
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Well fucking said (& - little poetic as well) I’ve been ringing the bell on Substack to much the same song: open.substack.com/pub/lokiexce...
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Slaps forehead: so THAT’S why I enjoyed Captain America: Brave New World so much!
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Didja find the bodies?
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Perhaps we should pair them with the legion of growls, hisses, and guttural grunts I’ve been work shopping.
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This is the next level roasting right here. Salute!
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Speculation is cute. Have you tried full throated war?
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Now they made it personal. This is how Luigi’s come into being.
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Your name is stellar levels of “fu don’t care” 🫡🙃
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Yup. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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So then how to exciting conversations end?
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Also, the fold-away ironing board in the kitchen