executivevampire.bsky.social
Pulp Fiction Writer on the Internet, and self identified gigabit gremlin.
You can find my short stories over on reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/user/ExecutiveVamp/submitted/
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Never been prouder of my state tbh
California in general really giving Trump the finger
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Bro I'm dying, why is this so fucking funny 😂
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🦆
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The article says sourcebooks says they think it's a very specific thing for this book.
I think the article makes a comment about the market for publishing, but tbh I forgot what it says specifically lol (read it yesterday)
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Batman could never 🤣
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I'm not, but I also didn't go any of the years before because I'm a goblin that never leaves his apartment
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Starting to feel like I'm in the minority. My tbr is always empty and I always struggle to find something to fill it.
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Me wishing there was more character interaction in books/games but getting tired of being around people I love after an hour of hanging out xD
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I always eat the whole pizza so that there are no leftovers to tempt me the next day. 😌
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Oof yeah, as someone going through major weight loss rn as well, I feel the loose skin lol
good luck homie!
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The Pale...
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Why are all your comics so peak and relatable!
I don't even work in IT LOL
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ended up reading the book for it. It's not bad!
Excited to see Robert Patterson as Mickey
but also anxious about the differences I noticed between the trailer and the book that are character type things. 👀
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This book was so good for scratching that vampire itch I had. Would rec if you're in the vamp mood.
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Iunno why I love these old school style posters so much, I've probably only watched like two oldies like this in my life.
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He seems very demure
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I used to eat these all the time when I worked at Petco lol
They're just cookies, with little to no sugar.
Eating one in front of somebody was a fun way to freak people out 😂
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So pretty!
(wish I had this level of confidence 😂)
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Omg the scalped children mugs! 😩
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Nobody tell them 👀
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just knew this was gonna be some yugioh shit 😂
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I can assure you she's read worse on Wattpad and AO3
😂
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God forbid women have preferences 😂
Wouldn't say I'm a romantasy guy
But something about the "I've waited eons to find you again"-ness of the coppala film really hit the spot when I watched it
It's so good ðŸ˜
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😂
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Unholy and unhinged 💀
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That's not fallout New Vegas!
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Do you mix your matcha in water then add milk/soy
Or do you mix it in milk?
I've been just adding it to milk lately because I can't get over how goofy it technically is to just be drinking watered down milk 💀
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Omigod is it actually Aldi official merch? 💀
Bruh moment
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Then the person after you doesn't get their quarter back! 😩
Or has to ask for one.
And people get testy about their quarters lol
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It messes with their system though. They're gonna try and swap out your cart but you'll have this thing there instead so you'll have to put your items back in the basket you brought in.
You can just ask for a quarter at the register.
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I am nowhere near my most fuckable but at age 30 I feel the most attractive I've ever felt lol
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I ended up picking up the manga
I needed my MomoKen fix 😩
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You are a river to your family ðŸ˜
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I'm so jealous, my grandma decided to only make them for thanksgiving this year ðŸ˜
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homie is doing two genders better than I've ever done one
holy
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Mood
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Best me to it lol
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Just picked up Silver Nitrate! Easy rec, though it takes a minute to get rolling I think.
She's got that Stephen King vibe where she's just easy to read. So far I'm 3/3 on enjoying what I've read from her.
Special shout-out to Certain Dark Things
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I mean, as a former Kindred main, this do be a fireeeeeee piece of kindred art
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I just saw the top half of the splash art the first time and thought it was Akshan