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TWITTER ALUMNUS. CURRENTLY IN A DOCTORAL PROGRAM, STUDYING HOW TO BECOME A TALL KING. MIXED BEVERAGE AND COCKTAIL CONNOISSEUR
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Absolutely worth the labor. Goodness gracious

The ONE thing I'm waiting on The Simpsons to be right about

This is wild

YouTube TV is pretty legit for this one

My manager be trippin', talmbout we gotta use the water... ...but I always use the milk and cream for you because... I think you kinda sweet.

Logged in after my movie to see "Gluckmania". And, that...is incredible work. WOWZERS

Not optional

Okay, gotta get a manicure tmrw

The Dead Files is a crazy show

This roast I'm gonna put on tomorrow is finna SLAP. Few occasions I can't wait to cook and this is one of them.

I'm just a booooy 🥹

Well, glad to know I smell good....lady behind me in line actually leaned over and started sniffing and describing it.

This is.....so aggressive

LMAO

Car been warming up 15 min now

breakfast for dinner: a love language

The way bonuses are taxed make me wanna get violent 😤

you've ratted your last tatouille

I should've long ago gotten remote start. Smh

IDC how cold it is

I haven't stepped foot outside my house door since Monday and haven't seen another in person human. The only time I've spoken to anyone was via telephone for a few separate conversations, one for work. All this to say - I'm getting out of this house before I suffocate on ME.

*checks notes* "...Once they were at a certain level of success, they pivoted to more 'well-heeled demographics, which was white men."

Think I'll bake a brown sugar pound cake today

I want some honey fried chicken

Where are they even? I actually never listened to a single song

See, the thing about Fresh Prince of Bel Air is... I grew up thinking that an African American family with a butler should be normal and was possible.

Exactly right

😂 #pet #kitty #animal #photography

Happy Black History Month