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fabler.bsky.social
I like scary things, nature, food, alligators, dinosaurs, writing, movies, video games, gardening, rocks, and outer space.
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I need an office phone that has a dialpad that's like my 10-key. The different positions for the numbers messed me up every call. Why they do dis

Pet peeve: When I'm sharing a dippable food with someone and they eat it over the bowl so they don't spill on themselves, but bitch you're spilling from your mouth to the communal bowl.

Accounting reddit realizing there gonna be no IRS workers to do audits this year.

Stairs without railings in homes. Why?

Dead Island 2 has been the most entertaining game I've played in a while. Carla you're my girl 👊

Movies: #hearteyes is everything Emily in Paris should have been. This is a perfect Valentine's Day movie for you and your honey. Gets a bit sloppy towards the end, but what doesn't on V-day.

Since I'm still recovering my PE and shouldn't fly, the hubby and I want to do a staycation for the anniversary this year. Any recommendations for a staycation hotel/BNB within 3ish hours of Miami by car? Still limited on heavy activity/heavy walking, so kayaking the springs is out.

I guess the new thing at the farmers market is temu filled crochet booths filled with marvel characters and plant amigurumi with vendors pretending to crochet in them but not actually making anything. Saw at least 3 of them today that popped up out of nowhere. I may be a little salty.

Hospital billing me for 2 nights in the ICU when they kept me in a hallway bed without any monitors one night while my oxygen sat crashed overnight and then moved me to a regular room late on the second night... No wonder healthcare costs are out of control.

I want to start a hair salon called "Trims" that's literally just for trims. You say how many inches and that's what you get. They don't care how dead your ends are! With photographs and frickin rulers as evidence!

I need to figure out how to lower my work hours to increase my creative hours this year.

Recovered enough to make it to the theater for Nosferatu which was absolutely gorgeous. The fireplace scene was the crème de la crème but my favorite thing was every time my gore-hating husband would be like "ooh sexy moaning lady" a fucking monster would pop up & scare his penis away. The screams!

Finally finished Creature Comandos. I laughed, I cried, fantastic show, but the standout line living rent free in my head is "oh boy, Nazis."

The same people cheerleading offshore drilling in the Gulf are the ones going Cujo about "toxins" and "chemicals" in our food while begging destroy our local seafood and beaches.

So next up on my DC binge was Creature Commandos and holy shitballs. Watching the nazi massacre to Dresden Dolls was peak catharsis rn! And then next thing I know I'm heartbroken cuz of Weasel! Can't wait to keep watching.

Catching up on my DC backlog, and finally saw The Batman (so you like cats) which obviously led to The Penguin and everyone was right, this show was so good! I can't tell if I want a second season or if it ended just right. Now the question is Colin Farrell or Danny Devito?

Hot pepper and Kalamata olive pizza for dinner. Took me about a minute too long to get it out of the oven while trying not to accidentally throw it into the flames, but luckily it doesn't taste burnt.

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I finished my first ever clothing item crochet a couple of days ago! A sweater for Pugsly ♥️ #crochet Do we hashtag here?

Well, the Threads rug pull we all knew was coming is here. Time to try to find imaginary Internet friends here.

Looking for other Florida gardening folks who are enjoying the season!

Coat check at the park but for bicycles and razor scooters.

It was interesting to hear my pro Trump tax accountant adding planning for hyperinflation for the next couple of years during our planning meeting today.

Who are the most entertaining people to follow here?

Bluesky decided I'm a cat person. So I guess I need to get a cat now. Who wants to tell her?

Half of the posts on my timeline right now are about books! Is this... the good place?

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