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I think everything wrong with me medically could be fixed if a chiropractor suplexed me through a table

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One of the things I love about winter sports is that they seem to be sponsored mainly by cheese.

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Caught Ranulph on the downstroke of a yawn and he looks properly evil

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Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Losing your mind and spending countless years walking in small circles after being beguiled by Nashandra does.

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Always thought 'better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven' was a banger of a line until Elon Musk decided to enact it as a concept. Less hot on it now. Sorry Milton

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When people ask me what music I like instead of defaulting to "a bit of everything really" I'm going to say "music where an alarm can be going off for a whole minute before I realise it's not part of the song"

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Thank you Anxiety Wolf

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the white house:

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[Existentialist joke] - My dog's got no woes - How does he smell? - With the pure and untainted delight of a child takes long and extended drag on an extremely thin cigarette

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Trying to paint Midir is like trying to paint a flying stone crocodile, with no visual cues of where the light should logically go to give it a coherent shape...Who is the madman who designed this unfathomable beauty ???

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Things look bad right now but don’t forget there’s always a chance that Donald Trump will experience a moral awakening after an encounter with ghosts

submitted 20 days ago • 235 comments

Reject the false choice between work life and social life. BOTH can be failed

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Saturday afternoon done right

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don’t get overwhelmed! pick 2-3 things and focus your energy there. for example, I am: - crying in my morning coffee - making a list of people I would like to catapult out to sea - staring out the window

submitted 22 days ago • 53 comments

Become too fat to tranquilise

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#synthsky

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headline: Elon Musk has constructed the Howling Engine, which converts the anguished cries of children into cancer democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle

submitted 27 days ago • 37 comments

A remake of In Bruges where everyone is a Muppet except Ralph Fiennes

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The Welsh told the Saxons this hill was called "pen" (meaning "hill"). The Saxons added their word for hill, "tor," and called it Torpen (hill hill). Later the Norse added their world for hill. So it became Torpen Haugr (Hill Hill Hill). Now the English call it Torpenhow Hill (Hill Hill Hill Hill)

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POW! WHACK! QATSI! Experimental non-narrative films aren't just for kids anymore!

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Barron Trump is like if Nosferatu had a worse relationship with women

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The Milky Way, Venus, Pleiades, Andromeda Galaxy, aurora, airglow, the Zodiacal light and an Iridium flare. All above a lonesome boat on a cold winter night in Kiruna, Sweden. Look up, there's SO much to see. SO much to learn. It never gets boring.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

Hey real quick, I noticed your joke is incompatible with Kant's categorical imperative

submitted 40 days ago • 35 comments

with david lynch's passing you're going to see a lot of tributes to his life and work, but I'd like to focus on something else: his hair. do you understand what percentage of 78 year old men have a thick, viking-esque mane like that? like 0.25%, maybe less. god smiled upon him

submitted 43 days ago • 34 comments

David Lynch was a visionary and a master of film. He has left an indelible stamp on film, TV, games - you name it - and will continue to do so. And he’s proof that you can explore the darkest parts of human nature, while being a kind and generous person. youtu.be/HLreaAQA9kA

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

RIP TO THE REALEST ONE. FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE

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Cartoon from 2004, done mostly to give the office thesaurus an airing. Hearing later that he'd had a rough time, I was slightly worried that accusing him of owning a cattery which was merely a hollow facade might have been a bit unkind, but it turned out that he liked it, so I sent him the artwork.

submitted 44 days ago • 36 comments

It's January in the subarctic, midwinter. It's 5°C and rained yesterday. Snow is melting. Everything is fine, right? Right?

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As you let your eyes adjust to the dark, layers upon layers of stars appear. And then, a bright fuzzy band across the sky. Our street in the universe, the Milky Way. Remember to look up 🌌

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By far the funniest part of this insane post is that even the maniacs who believe this stuff are so media-pilled they refer to it as a 'leaked photo'. As if God, CEO of Heaven Studios, had included it in a press kit for awards season, but embargoed it til January 27th.

submitted 45 days ago • 166 comments

reading news stories on the government and AI and hissing like a cat the entire time

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This is a selection of the things i most enjoyed listening to last year. music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...

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Inside The Piss Bush would have been regarded as Kafka’s final work of genius if only he’d finished it.

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Age yourself with your first computer.

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idk block me for this if you want but i simply do not believe i should have to respect any opinion that boils down to "people of different cultures should be afraid of and avoid each other"

submitted 54 days ago • 25 comments

Due to a typo, I accidentally went to a betting zoo and now owe thirty grand to a miniature pig

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I love Studland in the winter, it has this serenity you don’t often find.

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I thought Scatman John was excellent in Nosferatu

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sorry to be both blunt and righteous but I think this is also true of people making "funny" images of eg Trump or Musk looking silly, or doing stupid ChatGPT prompts for fun - there's no right way to use generative AI! all of it is slop destroying the planet and making horrid people more powerful!

submitted 59 days ago • 24 comments

I have a good feeling that in 2025 someone on bluesky will commit a notable enough crime that their posts get on the news

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