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Kleya, at her fucking limit: Cass, you need to fucking understand Andor and Melshi:

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Up yours Nintendo, you’re not the boss of me

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

My new robot assistant answering my emails.

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

god this is so comically awful it actually made me burst out laughing, what the everliving fuck

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Bat, Literally Translated into English. Map by me

submitted 33 days ago • 120 comments

Duskbloods boss list dropped

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Rewatching Andor season 1 so I can watch the season 2 screener and... it's beautiful. Such a compassionate, layered, stunning TV show. Gets you in the heart and the gut. Funny, too, in places. Impeccably made.

submitted 37 days ago • 26 comments

Couldn’t imagine anything worse than going into space with Katy Perry and I’ve been to Tipton

submitted 40 days ago • 13 comments

That was a hell of a Qualifying session. Piastri, Russell and Gasly really impressive. Norris looks like he’s trying to get as far away from leading the championship as he can.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Kurt Vonnegut man

submitted 44 days ago • 262 comments

Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx

submitted 45 days ago • 295 comments

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

yes

submitted 56 days ago • 157 comments

We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.

submitted 57 days ago • 36 comments

On a rooftop bar in Bruges, playing chicken with the impending rain.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

There’s something quite charming about the charging ports on Eurostar trains. 2 hours and my phone battery has gained 4%. It’s trying its best, the little guy.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

2 years ago we had gene hackman, george foreman, dabney coleman, and roger corman please god somebody stop megaman

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it

submitted 65 days ago • 125 comments

My cat is a machine for turning the slightest indication of the existence of cheese into increasingly fraught requests for cheese

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

This has already been an expensive month so fuck it, why not keep going? A new toy ahead of my birthday.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

A powerful snooze is taking place

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Ranulph is lording it over the garden from his beloved shed

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

How illegal *is* it to do a crypto rug-pull? From my understanding, it's basically a way of saying "give me your money so I can trick you" and a bunch of dorks go "okay!!!" and then you take their money. If anything it feels like it might be a sex thing at this point.

submitted 79 days ago • 14 comments

Sometimes having 2 cats is like having 2 cats and sometimes having 2 cats is like having 12 cats and that’s all I care to say about cats today

submitted 80 days ago • 124 comments

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 83 days ago • 290 comments

I think everything wrong with me medically could be fixed if a chiropractor suplexed me through a table

submitted 86 days ago • 67 comments

One of the things I love about winter sports is that they seem to be sponsored mainly by cheese.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Caught Ranulph on the downstroke of a yawn and he looks properly evil

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Losing your mind and spending countless years walking in small circles after being beguiled by Nashandra does.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 93 days ago • 23 comments

Always thought 'better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven' was a banger of a line until Elon Musk decided to enact it as a concept. Less hot on it now. Sorry Milton

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

When people ask me what music I like instead of defaulting to "a bit of everything really" I'm going to say "music where an alarm can be going off for a whole minute before I realise it's not part of the song"

submitted 93 days ago • 34 comments

Thank you Anxiety Wolf

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

the white house:

submitted 99 days ago • 3 comments

[Existentialist joke] - My dog's got no woes - How does he smell? - With the pure and untainted delight of a child *takes long and extended drag on an extremely thin cigarette*

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

Trying to paint Midir is like trying to paint a flying stone crocodile, with no visual cues of where the light should logically go to give it a coherent shape...Who is the madman who designed this unfathomable beauty ???

submitted 103 days ago • 6 comments

Things look bad right now but don’t forget there’s always a chance that Donald Trump will experience a moral awakening after an encounter with ghosts

submitted 105 days ago • 232 comments

Reject the false choice between work life and social life. BOTH can be failed

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

Saturday afternoon done right

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

don’t get overwhelmed! pick 2-3 things and focus your energy there. for example, I am: - crying in my morning coffee - making a list of people I would like to catapult out to sea - staring out the window

submitted 107 days ago • 51 comments

Become too fat to tranquilise

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

#synthsky

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

headline: Elon Musk has constructed the Howling Engine, which converts the anguished cries of children into cancer democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle

submitted 112 days ago • 36 comments