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fackindoom.bsky.social
I'm just a dude that hates bad stuff and loves funny stuff. He/Him I'm an asshole independent of being Autistic, but I try to be as nice as possible.
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Spidey headphones from last birthday holding up well and letting the kid watch stuff without arguing about video audio levels. No clue where the sunglasses went. Partial win, only gotta get him new shades this year.

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I'm still laughing at people that watched The Boys and then after 3 seasons realized it was making fun of their right wing bullshit. I thought that was the known joke.

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Interlocked fingers with the kid and told him it was a snuggle five

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She closed the bathroom door, I know she's pooping.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously wonder if any other white people use hair picks, I've not seen it really. I spin my mohawk around and slide the pick in to keep it out of my eyes instead of using a hair tie. been doing this for like 20 years.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Boy said 'this is my boom stick' for the first time and I'm in tears We gotta get back to army of darkness, but I'm 😭with joy

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Explaining time travel paradoxes to a 5 year old is amazing. He's getting it, but I get to watch him understand how fucky it is. I have so many short films to show him today and keep breaking his brain.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This kid just screamed and then yelled 'nachos' and started a rant about getting so big he can crush his mum. I swear I couldn't love a person more. It's constant laughs at the madness I created in him mixed with the tiny bit of sanity he got from her. He's a fuckin' monster.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

For science the kid is not testing which of our dips is best with nacho doritos.

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