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Shout out to Sabrina Carpenter for single handedly ending the eXpresso problem.

KC Refs are at work early i see

I still remember my mom being mad at me for saying, "You can't be a good Christian and a good republican. Those are opposite traits, " and all she heard was me calling her a bad Christian and thought I hated her. Seems a relevant story with the diaper being mad at the bishop.

Did anyone else have a random year that felt fake/too far away to exist? Like "yeah, right, the year 3045 is never going to exist" For me, it was 2025. Just never thought it would be legit. Never in my lifetime would the year 2025 happen. It just was a fake, made up, number.

President Musk works well for referring to the diaper and the nazi.

Hap nu

The best Christmas songs, ironically, are the ones that are least about christ.

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Mark my words: Luigi Mangione is going to get the "death penalty" to show that you're not allowed to touch the elite. In reality, he's just going to go into witness protection and disappear into Wyoming, where no one will see him again because they just grabbed some guy and not the real shooter.

Ain't no way that was an INT. These "ACC" refs are looking awfully SEC

I love that I gave my brother a perfectly good example of the very thing he's trying to explain to me, but he just insisted on ignoring it, and tried to explain again later. I understood you so well the first time that I gave an absolute banger of a response just for it to be ignored. Shame.

Turn the subtitles on, my chips are too loud

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Ayo, FUCK kidney stones. Felt like having the fullest bladder ever, a pulled back muscle, and a pinch of needing to poop, topped off with getting kicked in the balls. I was fortunate only having a 2mm one that passed in about 10 hours from first pain to final relief.

Every so often, I pass the corndogs in the grocery store and think I should grab a box. I don't. I never do. I know that if I do, I'll eat the entire thing in one sitting, and my older body just ain't equipped for that. But man, do I want like 7 corn dogs.

Theilen 100% caught that.

Is that the first ever Chicago HC fired mid-season?

[sighing]: ...more like bleak friday

I don't get why younger me was so bad at cooking, yet I enjoyed the food more vs. older me knowing FAR more and disliking the same meals I used to make.

hating cats is a red flag idc

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Fake a Kendrick v Wayne beef for a few months. Drop the real album day of Superbowl. Kendrick hosts a "rap battle," and Wayne pops out. Back and forth; throw in a song from GNX part 2. "I see dead people" from Wayne to finish with Not Like Us to 150mil viewers. Someone make it happen, please.

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One thing is certain; This, too, shall pass... But like, holy fuck

She flop

Currently taking Kendrick's hot dog order and he's just SCREAMING it at me