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“a mass spraying of mood stabilizers”

A man who failed a coup is given total control over a military industrial super power while demanding sovereign territory from foreign neighbors based on historical causes while ramping up concentration camps, censoring the press, and business leaders swoon? Hollywood really is all out of ideas.

why are they called porn bots and not intrusive thots

I had explicit plans to get my guts rearranged later this week but it would seem my organs have decided to operate ahead of schedule and rearrange themselves. tldr: I’m in the ER

*knock knock knock* Who is it? "It's the police" Me panicking as I try and hide all my stolen knives from Outback: just one second

grocery store was completely out of chicken today and eggs were $8 in what I’m sure is not any sort of ominous foreshadowing

Dear god I wanna rail someone whose interested

For the end of Christmas Day I’m showing my family The Substance

Doing this here just because i can,,: I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE, GAY PEOPLE EEEEEE, OMG GENDER NONCONFORMISTS literally im screaming from the rooftops rn SLUTS & FREAKS & GEEKS AND MF TRANZ PEEPOL

Hi, I would like to start to get in touch with disability orgs about how you're preparing for a potential dismantling of the Department of Education. We can talk in December after you've thought it over some more, but please get in touch at [email protected].

NJ passes a law preventing cranky fucknuts from going apeshit on school libraries and librarians. www.nj.com/politics/202...

told a stranger on a dating app once that his face looked like a deep fake of Tom Cruise and i stand by it he was fucking uncanny

“Cottagecore” (the gay version not that trad wifey imitation shit) is really just anarcho communist propaganda

Today my eight year old was cheering and jumping up and down upstairs, so I went to see what he was watching on youtube and it was a video showing the GDP of countries growing over time. I asked him why he found it so exciting — he put two fingers on my chest and said “that’s none of your business.”

The Handmaid's Tale is a good book. But did you know that there's a book written by a Black woman about a post-apocalyptic Earth heavily affected by climate change and societal decline. The book was published in 1993, but is set in 2024 following a presidential election 👀 #BookSky #BlackBookSky

“How does Instagram know I’m a whore”

When the snowbirds come in the winter, sometimes they shit on the walls :/

I’m going to rip my own head off, crack my skull like an egg, and turn my brains into an omelette

laying on top of my clean laundry like I’m a dragon guarding my horde

It feels good to be back