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every award emilia perez loses i become more powerful

submitted 7 days ago • 15 comments

Mikey Madison winning is such a fun epilogue to the Substance

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Incredible to win an Oscar for THE BRUTALIST and give a speech longer than THE BRUTALIST

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Ralph Fiennes: Can't believe I lost another fucking Oscar! His wife: It's an inanimate fucking object! Ralph Fiennes: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

The Oscar-winning former frontman of underrated early 2010s indie-rock band Yuck.

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

Congrats to Trent (?) !

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"No Other Land," the Palestinian-Israeli made film showing the destruction of the occupied West Bank's Masafer Yatta by Israeli soldiers, just won the Oscar for Best Documentary. It can't get a distributor in the US. Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.

submitted 7 days ago • 254 comments

That win, and those remarkable speeches, will infuriate the worst people in this country and the world. Good. #NoOtherLand

submitted 7 days ago • 43 comments

NO OTHER LAND!!!! No Other Land now has more Oscars than it did distribution offers. a great and enduring shame upon the American film industry. free Palestine forever.

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

Incredible to win an Oscar for EMILIA PÉREZ and give a speech even more annoying than the movie

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There is a non-zero chance Brady Tkachuk is crying literally as you read this post and I think that’s beautiful

submitted 17 days ago • 8 comments

Department Of Getting Eliminated

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Canada did this a decade ago 💅

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

It's worth reiterating - Microsoft's own research indicates that use of generative AI degrades critical thinking skills and erodes confidence in unassisted decision making.

submitted 28 days ago • 16 comments

Lol, lmao

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Mahomes shaving points

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

submitted 28 days ago • 214 comments

Someone finally put it into words

submitted 32 days ago • 54 comments

If we’re worried about international companies preying on Americans I’m banning Shein and Temu long before TikTok. In all seriousness the climate impacts from those two manufacturers probably make them more of a threat to national security than TikTok.

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The strange right wing desire to be a repulsive piece of shit and proud of it but also cry like a little bitch if anyone notices

submitted 55 days ago • 16 comments

My chart for the Globe. TL;dr - birth rates in Canada rose when we had aggressive income redistribution, high taxation, big infrastructure spending, strong unions, and loads of new housing development. Absent those factors, birth rates have always fallen.

submitted 56 days ago • 10 comments

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

submitted 56 days ago • 698 comments

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

submitted 60 days ago • 183 comments

jk rowling naming a russian-irish character

submitted 60 days ago • 12 comments

missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork

submitted 69 days ago • 96 comments

One week apart

submitted 63 days ago • 1003 comments

and just like with 2001, there is a better than even chance that this republican president and his gleeful allies will plunge us right back into chaos and disorder

submitted 64 days ago • 131 comments

Someone who sounds exactly like Elon Musk calling into Mike Francesa as "Adrian from Ronkonkoma." He wants the Knicks to trade for Jimmy Butler because "aura matters, and his swag is ippic." Francesa sneers "get lawst" and then says "these guys, he was on hold for two ow-uhs for that."

submitted 65 days ago • 34 comments

video of the Cybertruck explosion in Vegas taken from a closer angle seems to confirm this was intentional

submitted 67 days ago • 3 comments

Lmao

submitted 71 days ago • 62 comments

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

submitted 72 days ago • 339 comments

What are we DOING here? We're just meant to sit and act like this insane plagiarism and climate threat that requires more money than anything has ever cost is worth it? Are we meant to pretend that ChatGPT is worth this aimless, meaningless destruction of capital and our environment? For what?

submitted 72 days ago • 277 comments

It’s so funny to me how quick executives are to give money hand over fist to the most obvious of flim flammery on the merely implied promise of “you can fire everyone”

submitted 72 days ago • 4 comments

this is a dril tweet

submitted 72 days ago • 1136 comments

Yes it's a plagiarism machine meant to put us all out of work and enrich the worst people alive and yes one request expends more energy than it takes to power Buffalo for a week, but more than that anything to do with AI is just corny dork-made shit. It fucking sucks and so do you if you use it.

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Selling my wife on the gaycation and how it doesn't mean I'm bi

submitted 75 days ago • 20 comments

Love it

submitted 75 days ago • 125 comments

Finally read that WSJ article from last week and this confirms everything I suspected.

submitted 78 days ago • 145 comments

forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist

submitted 80 days ago • 21 comments

i think it is very cool that the political press was basically uninterested in the fact that vance is openly adjacent to/pals around with far-right and Nazi-sympathetic maniacs

submitted 79 days ago • 187 comments

Der Spiegel reporting that the terrorist who attacked a Christmas market in Magdeburg, Germany tonight was a supporter of the far-right AfD and was a fan of Elon Musk: www.spiegel.de/panorama/jus...

submitted 79 days ago • 44 comments

NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.

submitted 80 days ago • 194 comments

Some really exciting things are happening with/to the language in this post. defector.com/presenting-t...

submitted 81 days ago • 9 comments

This post from @alexnpress.bsky.social is just too on the nose of how law enforcement is used and implemented to protect the capital of the obscenely rich.

submitted 81 days ago • 356 comments

SIMPLY HAVING A

submitted 86 days ago • 1116 comments