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“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” - Patrick S. Star
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be "boring" go to bed early eat healthy limit alcohol be outside cook at home love people around you move your body boring brings peace

submitted 31 days ago • 8 comments

Best news app to have? Need some recommendations

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I love this song

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

The Usos 🤝🏾 the new LiAngelo Ball

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

How remembers the UPN days of WWE SmackDown?

submitted 57 days ago • 19 comments

I love him @edsbs.bsky.social

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I’m watching the Armed Forces Bowl they it was meant to be consumed. On the radio. In my office. While I pretend to work.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

submitted 63 days ago • 66 comments

Slept wrong and can’t turn my neck. Officially old

submitted 63 days ago • 24 comments

Working today is so TRASH

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

7am in South Bend. cars already lined up waiting to get on campus. a light snowfall. Happy CFP Friday to all who observe.

submitted 69 days ago • 28 comments

the best thing I watched on TV this year was Shogun because every character's solution to even the most minor paperwork snafu was "fine, I'll kill myself"

submitted 69 days ago • 36 comments

Jim Carrey’s Christmas Carol is real hoops dog. This is an amazing movie

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

HIT AFTER HIT AFTER HIT!

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

UGA beat Texas again. James Franklin came up short again. Matt Campbell disasterclass. Heisman. Playoff predictions. Bowls. Portal talk. Baylor won 6 in a row. Slander U is back!!! 🎧 shorturl.at/76R32 🍎 shorturl.at/oJ4r1

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

I’m gonna need a minute with this

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

bc he’s a smooth criminal

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t forget that at its heart a Miracle on 34th Street is a high stakes legal drama

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Smokey’s Holiday Soul Town on Sirius XM BANGS

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Thank GOD it’s Thursday. Maybe I’ll actually be productive today

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Omg no ain’t nobody finna act like half a human because you can’t get it together.

submitted 84 days ago • 4 comments

“Sir another candy cane to snack on while I’m working has hit”

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna get ahead of this right now, since bowl news is going to keep pouring in - if you're of the opinion there are too many bowl games, that's fine. That is absolutely NOT our opinion. All football is good football, y'all.

submitted 85 days ago • 53 comments

I feel very strongly that the MAC championship game should be tonight instead of at noon on Saturday mixed in with all the other championship games

submitted 86 days ago • 10 comments

Damn. They cooked Big E

submitted 86 days ago • 3 comments

No way they really turning on Big E rn…. #WWERAW

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

I'LL FLIP THIS WHOLE SHIT OVER #RAWCast #WWERaw

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

😂😂😂 I need more Angel and Speedy content

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Habit =/= Hard work

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!! Take it away, DMX!

submitted 88 days ago • 34 comments

It’s Harry Potter time

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Lakers STINK SIGH

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Turnt up on a Tuesday in Vegas

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments