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fakehappy.monster
He/him. Wendy’s SuperBar misser. I never cry and I never get scared
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In these Luigian times, it feels like McDonald’s is leaving money on the table by not giving the “Hot Hamburglar” concept another shot

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

In these Luigian times, it feels like McDonald’s is leaving money on the table by not giving the “Hot Hamburglar” concept another shot

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

submitted 5 days ago • 784 comments

Fools will call this some kind of ice or something that’s falling on my car or say “sometimes snow looks like that, idiot” Real ones will understand they’re lying about the extent of the damage to Chernobyl, and fallout has already reached Michigan Fools will say “Fallout doesn’t look like that,

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

@roundrockragerfc.bsky.social Club President Sarah Dickerson said that “Whatever this executive order says does not matter. We’re not going to follow those rules…literally make me. Middle finger to the haters.” www.kxan.com/lgbtq/womens...

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments