fakeplasticents.bsky.social
Your friendly local woke high school indoctrinator.
D&D, ADHD, languages, linguistics, politics, and bad puns.
🏳️🌈 He/him, he/they when I'm vibing. On stolen Bunurong land.
Just a weird little guy but not in the fashy way.
Death before brevity.
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Actually on further consideration about how that excludes Marlon Brando (and possibly others):
The Meatball Man We All Need Right Now
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The One Good Meatball Man
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Sat with a school tour guide in Japan who used ChatGPT extensively to translate complex info with flair. His conversational English was ok, but limiting. His information was rich and the LLM translations were excellent based on what I could see.
First real-world positive use I've ever seen.
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Because he's wasting,
and razing,
and chopping the copse,
He's yelling and felling and selling all his hopes
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(Paolo Freire and bell hooks make eye contact)
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This post reads like slam poetry but it's OK it's a good post anyway.
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Mr Worldwide once again causing chaos and dissent.
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The NYT is incapable of getting us through this year if it kills us.
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No need to fret everyone! Yes, they know all the chords, but it's strictly rhythm- they don't wanna make it cry or sing.
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Oh that's a dangerously good combo. You don't come back from that.
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Jesus just @ me next time.
(I am aware that this ppst was bait for just such a reply and I accept my fate)
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Braver than the troops! What was your joker setup? I dislike abandoned deck more than any other- I'll take black deck every day over abandoned. I need that happy face card dopamine hit!
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Oooh fun! Idol is such a fickle critter, but I do so love sock and buskin.
Though pretty much anything with Chad goes nuts.
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Slick! What was your deck/joker set?
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They gotta be sweaty tho. Real damp lads.
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The meatball man we deserve
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I like that meatball man very much
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How refreshingly timeless! A story that could just as easily have come from 1976, if you ignore the dollar value.
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You never know the struggles some people face every day 🥲
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Oh dear, those poor people.
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Is that... is that odd? Is that not everyone's normal experience?
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This is illegal 😤
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I believe the commonly accepted linguistic term for this specific influence on language us "algospeak" and it is 100% a net negative imo. Unlike joyous slang/idioms, it is explicitly a form of creative asphyxiation. It's self-censorship and repeated shibboleths to appease a capricious deity.
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Potter-posting?
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Luigi: improving civilization, one bug at a time
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Ed they are trying to make your heart explode. You are too powerful and they are attacking you personally with this.
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@edzitron.com help
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Dems need to push the public, not be pushed.
Better to fight for real progress and lose, even to a fascist, than to be a limp and embarrassing toadie whp is so friendless and spineless that the fascists win through you.
Stop bloody helping them.
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2) I'm genuinely not sure if that's better or worse than a genuine opposition party with fewer votes.
This is proof that the Blue Dog strat was a flop in totality. This is the exact situation where they're meant to help.
2/3 (one more sorry)
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Zitron Balls
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Rude, frankly
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Clown Prince of Cringe
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Jpoggers