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Used to do surgery on girls in the 80s.
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I feel like the whole country would be much better off if everyone just put on headphones and listened to the new Youth Lagoon album for a few hours.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Should I get these for someone whose life I want to ruin

submitted 5 days ago • 30 comments

I hate to admit it but we need to turn up the heat on the “Elon musk cucked Donald trump in his own office and brought his kid to watch” stuff

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Get some Eels songs on here.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

a couple years ago I got one of those japanese toilet seats which is heated (good) but it has a motion detector and when you get close its dick slides out of a hidden door, and a light comes on, and it makes you watch it pee a little into the toilet, and then retracts the dick (bad)

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

"The only move left for GenAI is fat, mandatory government contracts" does bring a lot of Right Now into focus

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

submitted 17 days ago • 64 comments

the ai summary messed up again, it was 13,000 a perfect circle CDs off a container ship

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Every Dem needs to start loudly saying stuff like “Why does Trump let this nerd Musk do everything? I thought Trump was a strong leader not a wimp?” and Trump will boot Elon within a week.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The only satisfactory follow up move after the Luka trade is LeBron forcing a move to Cleveland where he helps the Cavs win 1 more title and then retires. Bronny tags along to hand out Gatorade bottles.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Replacing LeBron with fat, white LeBron is what happens when you roll back DEI

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments