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on the SEA ICE?! RIGHT HERE ON THE SEA ICE?!
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He tried . . .

someone told me i’m a difficult person to read and i felt so powerful

Bring back the "OHhohohohoho~!" vain girls

what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your rarohire rochi terochichimomo

i’m watching that 2032 asteroid impact probability creep up like my retirement account

big decade for the phrase “with everything going on right now”

please stay at least 10 feet away from my enclosure at all times

some important science happening here

We're talking about characters who would be corrupted easily by the One Ring. I don't think Xander would even need the real ring. You could give him a tin replica and he'd still be tempted into darkness.

it ain’t a true workday without a minor mental breakdown

the fellowship has failed

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Eleanor/MTN-coded characters

now is the perfect time to become an isolated lighthouse keeper and go only a little bit insane

MY PUTRID FAMILIAR: (emerging from his hidey-hole in the ceiling, flicking his tongue around insanely) thou art washed, milord. thou hast fallen off, fr. ME: away with thee, familiar. MY PUTRID FAMILIAR: (retreating backwards into his hidey-hole in the ceiling with theatrical obeisance) yes milord

alright cmon who placed a curse on me? so not funny dude

someone bullied me at a party two weeks ago and then kissed me on the cheek and now i’m obviously obsessed with them

an 8 year gap in my résumé that just says “Jazz”

i made another IG and i can already feel the brain rot returning

a lot of people don’t realize how dramatic i am

not bold enough to actually do this so i’ll settle for recording it here for posterity

not enough people are sucking Cassie Marin’s metaphorical dick

things really do just be happening

vibrating rabidly in place from the cosmic disruption created by the many sins against me

acks

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just found out i might have ADHD and now i’m rethinking my whole life and i can’t tell if that makes sense or not

i crave the smooth brain

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i shot a man in german just to watch him the

responsibility is The Pits

Garnet: *watching me add yet another column to my obnoxious spreadsheet* i think we’re gonna have to kill this guy Steven

i’m losing my goddamn mind

it’s not just his head it’s his whole body his name should just be mr potato

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met my right side next door neighbors for the first time this morning and one of them has one of the hottest voices i’ve ever heard. i can’t stop thinking about them. oh no

revenge guac

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me: time for bed :) my brain: you need to spend the next two hours searching for the perfect new planner app me: hm yes that’s a good point