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Every time I hear Mike Breen say, "BANG!" it just reminds me of one of the first viral videos, the Cillit Bang remix from the UK. "BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!"

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After watching how WWE has tried to make Raw more compact by sticking to a 2.5-hour format, seeing AEW: Collision go four hours is a bit much. Of course, #SmackDown remains at a bloated 3 hours.

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Look who's paying people to come to his birthday party

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FT: #usmnt 0-4 Switzerland. A new low for the Pochettino era, though the U.S. managed to not concede in the second half. That is next to no comfort, to be clear. Pochettino will be hoping like hell that Tyler Adams heals up in time for the Gold Cup. Otherwise, the US will struggle.

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Zero shots on target. 11 tackles, 6 interceptions, 2 blocks in 90 minutes. Again, the worst first half for the #USMNT since 1980. A pretty thorough failure by a lot of guys who were given a shot tonight.

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Well, the game finishes at 4-0 Switzerland over #USMNT. At least there were no goals in the 2nd half, but this doesn't give fans much confidence leading into the CONCACAF Gold Cup.

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Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”

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Orangey is hoping for bloodshed. That's what he wants.

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HT: #usmnt 0-4 Switzerland. Where to begin? Both outside backs for the U.S. look overmatched. They’re not alone. Not much pressure on the ball in midfield either. Just simple plays not being dealt with defensively. Time to give some other guys a shot. Just an ugly, ugly performance.

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This is just a sad effort by the #USMNT. Down 4-0 to Switzerland. I have no confidence in this team in the Gold Cup.

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The #USMNT is just allowing Switzerland to run all over its end. Matt Turner can only do so much.

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