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FT: #usmnt 0-4 Switzerland. A new low for the Pochettino era, though the U.S. managed to not concede in the second half. That is next to no comfort, to be clear. Pochettino will be hoping like hell that Tyler Adams heals up in time for the Gold Cup. Otherwise, the US will struggle.

Zero shots on target. 11 tackles, 6 interceptions, 2 blocks in 90 minutes. Again, the worst first half for the #USMNT since 1980. A pretty thorough failure by a lot of guys who were given a shot tonight.

Well, the game finishes at 4-0 Switzerland over #USMNT. At least there were no goals in the 2nd half, but this doesn't give fans much confidence leading into the CONCACAF Gold Cup.

Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”

Orangey is hoping for bloodshed. That's what he wants.

HT: #usmnt 0-4 Switzerland. Where to begin? Both outside backs for the U.S. look overmatched. They’re not alone. Not much pressure on the ball in midfield either. Just simple plays not being dealt with defensively. Time to give some other guys a shot. Just an ugly, ugly performance.

This is just a sad effort by the #USMNT. Down 4-0 to Switzerland. I have no confidence in this team in the Gold Cup.

The #USMNT is just allowing Switzerland to run all over its end. Matt Turner can only do so much.

Switzerland now goes up 2-0 on #USMNT. What is the back line doing?

I miss these uniforms. And I got to see Eck win his 20th game on the final weekend of the 1978 season, just two days before the Red Sox and Yankees had their one-game AL East Playoff.

Nice to see the #USMNT make no effort and watch Switzerland score. What am I watching?

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

Caught up on the 106 & Park reunion from the BET Awards on Monday. Ashanti, Mya, B2k, Keyshia Cole, Amerie, Bow Wow. I was not in the demo for this show, but it didn't mean I couldn't love this every afternoon!

Ok, no one told me that there was a 106 & Park reunion at the BET Awards tonight? You're all on notice for that! I'm not happy with you all.

In his monologue, Kevin Hart appealed to Kirk Franklin, "... don't come up here front twerkin'... don't come up here poppin'.. please don’t come on stage swinging your d**k." BET cut out that last part.