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30 | Baltimore | ✍🏾 Creative-King 👑 | 🧠 INTJ ♎ | spoken for 💍| “Money flows to me frequently and abundantly”
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Agencies and workers throughout the federal government are scrambling to handle Elon Musk’s directive for federal workers to respond to an email asking what they did over the past week—or else be fired—with multiple federal agencies telling employees not to respond to the email.

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Every time I see a dog that looks like a wolf - I think to myself “we used to be kings” 🤣🤣 I don’t know why that is so funny to me 🤣🤣

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These are some of my favorite memes.

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And we told they asses “y’all got it”

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Packed

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a band aid... some aloe... some fuckin qtips...

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Bro Game of Thrones kills me cuz a paper towel and some peroxide woulda saved half those niggas 😭😭😭

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It'd be a Netflix true crime documentary and an FX limited series based on the true story when I was finished with them.

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Imagine opening your wife phone and see her telling another man he was rearranging her IUD 😔

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I hate to do this to you during Black History Month. . . but your chicken privileges are REVOKED!

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They can go head and give Diddy the injection then bury that mf under the prison atpz

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"Spirit of offense", bitch, you're sensitive and trigger don't take but an ounce of pressure, that's all.

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I swear church folk call everything a spirit 😂

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Damn diddy lawyer filed a Motion to Withdraw as legal counsel! That boy is going under the jail as he should.

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AYO Bulma said she ain't taking baths with Vegeta no more if he don't stop fighting and that nigga called a ceasefire immediately 😭😭😭

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There's a word we don't say anymore that I really wanna call Elon...

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Being anti is a blessing and a curse cuz I've dodged A LOT of bullshit not associating with certain niggas but also lament some bonds being broken or not being established at all.

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I come from a "prove it" ass city/culture so naturally, if you say you getting money, blowing it on a mf Amiri hoodie and some jeans seems like the way to go. Might be dressed in $5K worth of clothes but at what true cost?

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Ion really know what my "style" is but I know it ain't gonna involve spending a stack for a hoodie 💀

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Valid critiques about organized religion aside. We lost a lot when we stepped away from the Black church.

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A water main break has caused a bit of a situation in SW Detroit. www.yahoo.com/news/detroit...

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Any time a mf call me "cool" or "smooth", I know the act is working cuz inside I'm like

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I love Ant 😭 Obama said he thinks he ok and he told a former mf president "Man, I'm the truth. You trippin."

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Fuck Hulk Hogan

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Freezy cup

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4 Your Eyez Only has grown on me as I've gotten older.

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Are you more of a story teller or a problem solver ?

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Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.

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Wow i wonder if any specific group or community called it when this announcement was made 🤔😂

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Mac jumped over a car now the rest of the contestants are mailing it in 🤣🤣 boooooooooo

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My Apple Music shuffle don't play shit but Baltimore drill or gospel. Stg there's more in my library...

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Tsk I was thinking bout a mixtape I needed to find and now I can't remember what it was 😭

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Just give it to him lmao. Fuck.

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This Cousin Greg looking mf

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Get this cracka outta here man 😭

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NBA bogus for showing the best NBA dunker ever before the dunk contest, knowing we ain’t gon see none like that tonight🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Elon Musk is a racist, Nazi dipshit. Fuck him and fan boys...

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A white man done got the three point trophy again.

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Shit aged like milk 😭😭😭

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Only thing that might be able to unlame a nigga is honest therapy. If all else fails, a good ass beating.

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Why they put that nigga out there lol

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Lmao for once this all star weekend has a twist

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You shouldn't be offended by somebody that don't even have a health or life insurance policy calling you broke lol. Consider the source.

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It seems that the seated Dem "Wait til the Midterms" 'strategy' meets the Reality of where we stand.

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…y’all… Keith Lee trying beans on toast in London is sending me right up yonder!!!!! That bite lasted 40 days and 40 nights. I am in shambles.

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You ever change drastically but simultaneously wind up back at a familiar spot? lol fuck kinda paradox is this 😭

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today is the day, biracials. thank you for participating in the black history month activities thus far, please turn in your kufis & laser eyes on your way out.

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Y'all creative 🌚✍🏾

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