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Yes please

submitted 3 hours ago • 40 comments

These two dudes fighting like teenage girls is cringe AF.

submitted 3 hours ago • 132 comments

Now I have a lot more questions about Elon's black eye

submitted 52 minutes ago • 1 comment

If Josslyn "outspies" Anna freaking Devane, the entire writing team should be fired. #GH

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

submitted 7 hours ago • 480 comments

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

Celebrating PRIDE in DC and continuing to fight for a world where everyone feels loved and respected for who they are 🌈

submitted 3 hours ago • 115 comments

I enter my home and this dude is sprawled out like he owns the place.

submitted 2 hours ago • 226 comments

When I think about having the Putin Puppet Krasnov where he is instead of jail, I think of how ridiculously ludicrous it is we have spent so much $$ on “National Defense.” They shit the bed with national defense when he wasn’t tried for treason on January 7th.

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

Dammit! Listening to Dazed and Confused and now I'm totally Dazed and Confused! 🤣🤣🤘🤘

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

submitted 3 hours ago • 111 comments

MAGA'S are caught between two choices. . . Would you rather eat a shit sandwich or lick Yam Tits ahole. I'm betting they'd rather lick his ahole.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Other famous men breakups: The Odd Couple. Honestly I don’t know who is Oscar or Felix… between Trump & Elon

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

I regret to inform you that ackman is at it again

submitted 2 hours ago • 522 comments

And this is why having American aviation communications rely on Starlink was always a terrifying idea

submitted 6 hours ago • 120 comments

It is not difficult at all to go #Plantbased Even for one day a week… you would #InfluenceClimate FOR THE BETTER #BlueEarth #TTDS

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

Was I wrong?

submitted 6 hours ago • 376 comments

☝️🤣-Hahaha!!! This one wins the Internet for today.

submitted 5 hours ago • 9 comments

Least surprising breakup since Stephen Miller and his suit made of human skin

submitted 5 hours ago • 127 comments

We are probably only moments away from an actual wig snatching.

submitted 6 hours ago • 994 comments

Couldn’t have happened to a better sociopathic drug addict

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

submitted 7 hours ago • 61 comments

These idiots would probably do better to pay taxes and watch their company profit. Trump-Musk row slams Tesla shares, $150 billion in market value wiped out - Reuters www.reuters.com/business/aut...

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

If Elon really wants to get back at Trump, he should reveal that he stole the election and say how he did it. #ElonandTrump

submitted 4 hours ago • 49 comments

I had both hanging out with me overnight until early morning frolicking. Finally got some cuddles out of m'dude.

submitted 11 hours ago • 7 comments

I’d have countered with “your baby a BASTARD” too since he refuses to sign that birth certificate. Aint shit off limits for me.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

I got no popcorn left at this point.

submitted 8 hours ago • 2548 comments

So much going on in the world. Watching the mutual media masturbation society swap guests on their monetized talk shows to flog the Musk-Trump “feud” while the world burns. It’s insane and embarrassing to be an American right now.

submitted 3 hours ago • 18 comments

this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

submitted 7 hours ago • 70 comments

happy 7 and 8 followers to me !! i forgot to post for 7 and now im at 8 holy shit. fame is coming for me. i already made it on the big screen during the halsey concert and soon i will be a social media superstar

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

Just a girl and her chonkpal. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

submitted 6 hours ago • 42 comments

Hey NYC Mayoral candidates: COVID is still around causing chronic illness and death. It’s ridiculous to brag about how you handled COVID (especially since NY handled COVID poorly at the start of the pandemic), if you have no plans to address the ongoing harm that COVID continues to cause.

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

Human beings aren't illegal. 😡

submitted 18 hours ago • 44 comments

😂

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

These two psychos have access to all your personal data, by the way.

submitted 4 hours ago • 546 comments

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submitted 18 hours ago • 14 comments

“the only country that has both the resources and the capacity to make credible commitments regarding academic freedom is Norway.” @rajivsethi.bsky.social rajivsethi.substack.com/p/body-blows...

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

This tweet aged like milk in the sun

submitted 4 hours ago • 607 comments